Definitions by mitch00uk

anus leaking 

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell

What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out

anus leaking by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

fisherman's pocket 

A very very over powering ragworm smelling oversized pussy

Gee's I'm 20 meters away and I can smell her Fisherman's pocket

fisherman's pocket by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

bum whistle 

A high pitched fart from ones anus

That sounded like a bum whistle, it was I just let rip

bum whistle by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

orgasm tax 

Sex with a prostitute

Tom.

How much did she charge for sex,

Chad
£30

Tom
That's nothing but orgasm tax,

orgasm tax by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

monster of the week

TV series like supernatural have a new monster every episode or every few weeks at most,

What's the monster of the week on that TV series you like dean

monster of the week by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

i won't be long 

Meaning everything but

I won't be long mate,

Hmmm I've heard that before, I think I'll go bang one out

i won't be long by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

mould infested 

Completely taken over by germs

Wash that penis, its mould infested, short, cheese ridden and smells like a cheesy puff

mould infested by mitch00uk March 30, 2015