Definitions by mitch00uk

gay plumber 

A male who like to insert there penis into holes, mainly men bottoms

I haven't had a gay relationship for ages, I need a gay plumber, hand me the yellow pages please

gay plumber by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

fisherman's pocket 

A very very over powering ragworm smelling oversized pussy

Gee's I'm 20 meters away and I can smell her Fisherman's pocket

fisherman's pocket by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

bum whistle 

A high pitched fart from ones anus

That sounded like a bum whistle, it was I just let rip

bum whistle by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

orgasm tax 

Sex with a prostitute

Tom.

How much did she charge for sex,

Chad
£30

Tom
That's nothing but orgasm tax,

orgasm tax by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

monster of the week

TV series like supernatural have a new monster every episode or every few weeks at most,

What's the monster of the week on that TV series you like dean

monster of the week by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

i won't be long 

Meaning everything but

I won't be long mate,

Hmmm I've heard that before, I think I'll go bang one out

i won't be long by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

vinager tits 

A vile nasty tight ass bitch, who is often short fused, aggressive and small breasted

See her, she has vinager tits, she is very tight asset, and ultra aggressive

vinager tits by mitch00uk March 30, 2015