sick munch

Going down on a pussy only to find out to late that it hasn't been washed from night before

I had a right sick munch this morning, I went down on my girlfriend, she didn't tell me she hadn't cleaned the mingling thing, I threw up on her muff

by mitch00uk April 03, 2015

gay plumber

A male who like to insert there penis into holes, mainly men bottoms

I haven't had a gay relationship for ages, I need a gay plumber, hand me the yellow pages please

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

monster of the week

TV series like supernatural have a new monster every episode or every few weeks at most,

What's the monster of the week on that TV series you like dean

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

rumpled foreskin

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

whiffy pussy

A foul stenching pussy, then needs not only washing but bleeching

Gees is that mine or your whiffy pussy

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked

She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass

by mitch00uk April 06, 2015

scrubbing brush

A over the top hairy pussy

Her pussy was so rough and hairy u could use it to do the washing up, its was like a scrubbing brush

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015