mitch00uk's definitions

gay handbag

A person who hangs around someone simply because they are gay

I see Steve is with john again, he is such a gay handbag,

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

scammel nuts

Big erect nipples

Look at them scammel nuts on her

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

brown hate mail

Shitting though the letterbox of some one you hate/dislike

Steve.. I got some brown hate mail!
Andy.. What's that?
Steve.. Someone shit though my letterbox
Andy.. They must hate you

by mitch00uk April 19, 2015

pussy hiking

Going on the pull but being very blatant about it (see hitch hiking)

Me and Steve are going pussy hiking tonight, going to pull a right sort,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

useless tool

Someone who is good for nothing

Don't be such a useless tool mate, it isn't hard to work out which shoe goes on which foot

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

caughtogasm

Caught-o-gasm meaning caught masterbating at the moment of orgasm

My mum walked in just as I was cumming , I was caughtogasm

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

princess fantasy

When a child mostly female believes she is a princess after being told so over and over again by her parents

That Amy girl got princess fantasy, she really believes in her own press

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015