Definitions by mitch00uk

pussy scavenger 

Someone who preys on their friends partners or preys on friends leftovers

Mike shagged my girlfriend and he fucked Steve's ex, his such a pussy scavenger. He isn't my mate anymore.

pussy scavenger by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

onion syndrome 

Someone who Cry's simply for attention, or to distract negative attention from oneselve.

You can stop the onion syndrome love, I saw you take the purse, no point pretending to cry it isn't going to work, on your knees or I'm ringing the police

onion syndrome by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

moobs sweat 

When a man chest gets hot around the breast and nipples and sweat secretes

Look at that fat knacker, he has moobs sweat. I wonder what it tastes like

moobs sweat by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

elastic balls 

When a man puts an elastic band around his ball bag to keep his penis erect by cutting the flow of blood to his penis

Have you ever tried elastic balls? It keeps ur penis hard so you can wank all night

elastic balls by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

munch time 

Another word for lunch time or a time to go down on a vagina

Its munch time, ive got cheese sandwiches. Or

Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy

munch time by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

bumcuming 

When your gay sexual partner sperm dribbles out of your anus after anus intercourse

Dave..I think I've just pissed out of my ass
John.. No its just ur bumcuming. Or should I say my cum out of ur bum
Dave.. Well least I won't get pregnant

bumcuming by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

sock pooing 

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window

I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me

sock pooing by mitch00uk April 9, 2015