vadge badger

A mamal that inserts it self into the females vagina

Holy Crap Tasha you have a vadge badger in you!

by Mitch May 06, 2005

wanglicker

an individual who applys his tongue to a penis

oh shutup adam you wanglicker

by mitch May 13, 2005

Gingerlitis

A far too common disorder, often associated with those that steal souls. Those with such disorder, often hide there dark and soul stealing demeanor with humor. Symptoms include, but not limited to, red hair (strawberry blonde included), freckles, pale skin, and receding hairline. No one knows for sure, but condition may be contagious, so be cautious. Those with this condition may also have issues with physical fitness.

Oh no! Looks like Jordan has a serious case of Gingerlitis. You can tell by the strawberry blonde hair and how bad he is at running.

by Mitch April 25, 2015

asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

by mitch April 02, 2005

millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.

Jews and Arabs all have millimeter peters.

by Mitch May 13, 2005

pella

A cross between a chicken and an eraser.

"Yo, my chicken is such a pella"

by Mitch September 04, 2003

oj simpson

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.

I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.

by Mitch December 28, 2004