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millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.
by Mitch May 13, 2005
mugGet the millimeter petermug.

Gazonka

by Mitch May 26, 2004
mugGet the Gazonkamug.

pella

A cross between a chicken and an eraser.
"Yo, my chicken is such a pella"
by Mitch September 4, 2003
mugGet the pellamug.

Sorostitot

So•rost•i•tot

Meaning changes dramatically depending on the circumstance.

1) Freshman Ho's in a sorority, or those in a sorority whom exhibit one more freshman like qualities (Sluttiness, dumb, inexperienced, annoying, etc.) that are exceptionally see above.

2) Can also been seen in a positive light, meaning hot, easy, cheap (2 beers and they think your Brad Pitt), Slutty Dresser, and lacks morals.

See Sorostitute.
1)Mitch: Yo Graham, Stay away from all those sorostitots over there.
Graham: A'ight.

2) Mitch: Yo Graham, check out that fine sorostitot.
Graham: A'ight.
by Mitch June 10, 2006
mugGet the Sorostitotmug.

oj simpson

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.
I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.
by Mitch December 28, 2004
mugGet the oj simpsonmug.

asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!
"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"
by mitch April 2, 2005
mugGet the asparagus rolly pollysmug.

poocat

Poocats get all of the ladies while possesing no skills or good looks. They either dress in abercrombie clothes or hurley attire.
Why the fuck is that fine ass hunny with that poocat?
by mitch May 13, 2005
mugGet the poocatmug.

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