Pause the game

Your mom intentionally trying to sabotage your perfect bedwars experience

Me: break 6 beds and going to break last one to do the perfect game
My mom: pause the game and do the dish!

by missingno_kekw March 07, 2022

bank robbery

A beggar walk into a bank asking for free money, If u dont give it ur done.

A guy do a bank robbery and polices dont do shit about it

by missingno_kekw March 06, 2022

Turkey banning minecraft

On march 10, 2015, some motherfuckers recommended a ban on minecraft because it's being based on violent lol (cuz u have to kill mob to protect ur stuff = violent)
some people think that they just want attention to become more powerful (by forcing kids to stop having fun) but the ban failed in an unspectacular way

turkey banning minecraft for being too violent but the ban failed lol

by missingno_kekw April 30, 2022

demonetization

YouTube does this to random channel for saying "heck" or for no reason at all to increase their revenue lol

wtf i got demonetization for saying "heck" but bots that says nsfw stuff in my comment didnt get any punishment

by missingno_kekw May 02, 2022

seksin

An incredibly p2w server which gives donators ability to kick people from bedwars game and you can pay for items in bedwars games and OP shit in survival

"Do u play seksin?"
"Yes"
"Then ur fucktarded L"

by missingno_kekw March 24, 2022

Lifesteal SMP

A very based server owned by ParrotX2 and if u kill someone u steal their heart

wanna join my lifesteal smp copy?

by missingno_kekw March 07, 2022

Mineland

1. a minecraft coding platform similar to roblox, where u can make ur own game with it coding system
2. a minecraft server owned by swiftadviser and lokha and krutovoy
3. a toxic mess

omg mineland is best minecraft server

by missingno_kekw February 26, 2022