Definitions by mingus6912, jester

havetoclapaphobia 

Noun- The fear that is you don’t clap during the theme song of Friends, the world will end.

Friends is coming on. Big Karen’s Havetoclapaphobia is about to kick in.

havetoclapaphobia by mingus6912, jester May 12, 2020

Spitting mud 

When someone with diarrhea deposits it into someone's mouth and that person in returns spits it back into the others persons face.

I asked my friend why it looked like he got chocolate smeared all over his face. He told me his girlfriend was spitting mud.

Spitting mud by mingus6912, jester January 17, 2009

rump riding 

the action of having anal sex

That chick is in for one hell of a rump riding tonight.

rump riding by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009

spunk nugget 

a nugget of crusted up population paste

After a shameful night of minuteman sex Mary had to comb out the spunk nuggets from her reverse Hitler.

spunk nugget by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009

reverse hitler 

a technique in which a women shaves out a small square in the middle of a sea of hair on her vagina

While eating the rotten slime cave all I could stare at was the glorious reverse hitler.

reverse hitler by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009

Basilisk 

Noun, A girl who loves anal sex; a woman who lets you put your giant sake in her "chamber of secrets"

The Basilisk let me release my population paste into her chamber of secrets last night.

Basilisk by mingus6912, jester January 2, 2009