Definitions by minecraft_volume_beta

didn't ask

to express something you recieved, but never asked for.

bro: BIG BROTHER I DOWNLOADED PUBG FINALLY!!!!1!!!
me: thats crazy but do you know what the crazier thing is? i didn't ask!

didn't ask by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

Stonks 

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

Stonks by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

scary 

when you’re a German soldier in 1942 and you sneeze, and then the snow says “bless you”

God: so, young nazi, how did you die?
Soldier: I can’t remember, I sneezed, the snow said “bless you”, and i died, it was so scary
God: rip

scary by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

imagine 

Sarcastic insult to someone doing things that are dead.

“imagine using Skype in 2023”
“Imagine dying in a tycoon game”
“Imagine brain.exe has stopped working”
“Imagine playing fall guys in 2023”
“Imagine having room temperature IQ”

imagine by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

Shroud 

Ex-CS:GO player that now streams mainly PUBG Battlegrounds and Apex Legends, he is a literal human aimbot that destroys everyone in his path.

Kill Feed:

Shroud killed among_us10011 by headshot with M16A4 - 6 alive
Shroud knocked out LordOfWar by headshot with M24
Shroud knocked out Grimmmz by headshot with M16A4

Shroud knocked out aLuzNo by headshot with

M16A4
Shroud finally killed Grimmmz - 5 alive
Shroud killed n0oN3c4rEz by headshot with M24 - 4 alive
Shroud finally killed aLuzNo - 3 alive
Shroud finally killed LordOfWar - 2 alive
You: *still alive* heheh im alive…
Your mind: im in danger

Shroud by minecraft_volume_beta November 25, 2022