Definitions by milkshake

red hot chili peppers 

The greatest band of all time. They have much more talent than 90 percent of bands today.

heard of those chili peppers, best band ever

red hot chili peppers by milkshake March 26, 2005

pussy play 

Where several guys see how many dicks you can put in a girl.

We are doing some pussy play and we need two dicks for each nostril

pussy play by milkshake March 26, 2005

huns 

A fierce barbarian tribe that sacked almost sacked the city of rome when lead by Attila the Hun (the scourge of god) leaving most of the western empire almost completely destroyed. However mysteriously the hun were turned back by the pope and never seen again.

Those damn huns burned down my villa and raped my wife!

huns by milkshake March 26, 2005

wapanese 

A person who wishes he was japanese. The highest concentration in america is decidedly at vanguard shcool in Dallas Tx. In all cases they have never set foot in japan.

A vanguard student: I hate Ieyasu Tokugawa for destroying Japans ancient fragile culture. God I love Rurononi Kenshin!

Jhonny the Japanese dude: So I am tainted huh?

vanguard student: Wow your from japan ( shits pants) wow do you have a sword! do you like anime! let me join in your warrior spirit! remember I put the FUN in fundamentalist

Jhonny the japanese dude: get a life

Another dude: japan is not that great a country, if it was that great than how come japanse folks come to america huh?

Vanguard student: oooowwwww how could you I am offended you are racist!

another dude: I dont have a problem with japanese people I just think you are a flaming homo, and a [sheltered} dum fuck

wapanese by milkshake March 24, 2005

Texas 

The lone star state, a state with a soul of a nation. A state that doesnt give a fuck what yankees, hicks from colorado, or faggs from Califronia think. The population of Texas is on the rise. This states economy is in boom. So all the dumb teenyboppers from boring states that watch queer mtv and think their real smart better shut the fuck up. George Bush is embarrasing and a dumbass so fuck him and dont stereotype us. Texas is on the rise so as for those other states we dont give a fuck!

Stereotyping is a sign of ignorance.

Howdy! I am from Texas and I make big motherfucking bucks!

I am Texan before american!

Texas by milkshake February 15, 2005

Jeff goldblum 

An actor who has stared in many movies. He has a strange hobby of watching people poop.

good lord, one day I was taking a shit and I saw that jeff goldblum was staring at me through the window. I went out to see what the fuck his problem was. He got away but has been stalking me ever since

DAMN YOU JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff goldblum by milkshake January 21, 2005

kumquat 

a wonderful appetizing fruit

wo this kumquat is delicious!

kumquat by milkshake January 20, 2005