sad waves

when a person who has been dumped and still loves the other partner is overall happy, but whenever someone says something to remind them of that special person, they get his with a "wave of sadness".

Pizey: "Fuck, I have such a big phone phobia"

Mike: *in quiet voice* "She told me not to call her"

Pizey: "sad waves?"

Mike: "yeah"

by Miklus May 05, 2006

Man Can

A bigger then normal size beer. Usually domestic.

Man, Bobby just chugged a man can for 3 bucks!

by Miklus March 21, 2006

fweet

Fucking+Sweet=Fweet. Meaning anything really, really good.

man, drunk p00n, sleeping in your treehouse. FWEET!

by Miklus July 01, 2006

lick my nine

An act of someone referring to themselves as "hot" in some way by reffering to their nipple as a beatiful thing.

mike: LOOK it's that kid we planned to "befriend"

Ben: I'll get him to lick my nine

mike: eww, kinky

by Miklus April 07, 2006

Dorsche

The mix between a douche and a porsche. Usually said when trying to say 2 things at once.

Mike: "...thats what she said"

Anders: "shup dorsche"

by Miklus July 16, 2006

shrublin

A lower class mooch who steals tokes and quarters.

"hey man, can I shrublin soma yer fuckin'weed?"

by Miklus March 21, 2006

fruiture

Someone who you can see coming out of the closet, in the near or far "fruiture".

Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"

by miklus May 29, 2006