fruiture

Someone who you can see coming out of the closet, in the near or far "fruiture".

Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"

by miklus June 1, 2006

pop dat cherry

To have sexual intercourse with a virgin

D00d, I'm gonna go pop dat cherry, the tite bitch is fuckin' baked

by Miklus April 4, 2006

water polo hair

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.

Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH

by miklus May 6, 2006

love warts

A very sickening name for a very beautiful thing, of course, I mean breats, boobs, tits, etc., etc.

Pizey: "Fuck man, look at her beautiful love warts!"

Alex: "I lost all respect for you now, that is the worst name I have ever heard for tits."

by Miklus May 17, 2006

packin heat

To have a gun on your person at any given time.

I'm packin heat now that I'm out all night downtown.

by Miklus August 7, 2006

sad waves

when a person who has been dumped and still loves the other partner is overall happy, but whenever someone says something to remind them of that special person, they get his with a "wave of sadness".

Pizey: "Fuck, I have such a big phone phobia"

Mike: *in quiet voice* "She told me not to call her"

Pizey: "sad waves?"

Mike: "yeah"

by Miklus May 15, 2006

Grandparents

Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.

Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"

Grandchild: "really?"

Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"

Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"

grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!

by miklus June 11, 2006