Noseblaster

When you sit your ass right on the partners nose and blast your diarrhea right up her nose.

Damn, I just noseblasted Michael Colon while having sex

by Mikey August 16, 2004

messy bottom

A homosexual bottom who leaves a mess after sex.

My friend nate is such a messy bottom.

by Mikey December 09, 2003

badap bap

The response one gives when there is no other response to give. However, it may also be used in any context to substitute anything. May also be substituted with just "badap" or "bap" or multiple "bap"s make be added.

"Me and my boyfriend broke up today."
"Badap bap!"

"My grandma died..."
"Badap bap..."

"I love you!"
"Badap..."

"That guy just stole your wallet..!"
"BADAP BAP.. BAP BAP!!!!!!!"

by Mikey March 25, 2004

Uncle Jack

To find a small creature and to put it in any hole you have, while singing Stronger by Britney spears

Nick found a bullfrog and proceded to Uncle Jack with it

by Mikey December 02, 2004

Mushroom sauce

n. Ejaculate, semen, cum\

Dude, I fuckin' gave her an extra helping of mushroom sauce on her face.

by Mikey February 17, 2004

sand castle

When Banging a girl from behind and on the beach. You spit on her back just before you blow your load and as she turns around you blow it in her face then throw sand in her face and call out,"Sand Csstle Biatch!"

I had to "Sand Castle" that biatch to get her off these nuts.

by Mikey February 17, 2005

skisskissmosquitos

A common mispronunciation of the word mosquitos. The mosquito is a member of the insect kingdom. It eats you up in tiny bites.

Dad Gum! There sure is alotsa skismi, skmosquee, skisskissMOSQUITOS around here!

by Mikey June 14, 2003