cell phone

something that way too many 12 year olds have. something that is nice to have, but is not a necessity for everyday life.

why do you need a cellphone. give people a chance to miss you.

by mikey March 20, 2005

breene

A bad "band", very bad.

Breene are fucking shit, and adore themselves.

by mikey April 04, 2005

itchbag

An irritating, annoying and/or nagging person (esp. woman).

That freakin' itchbag wouldn't shut the hell up and leave me alone all day.

by Mikey May 22, 2003

messy bottom

A homosexual bottom who leaves a mess after sex.

My friend nate is such a messy bottom.

by Mikey December 09, 2003

badap bap

The response one gives when there is no other response to give. However, it may also be used in any context to substitute anything. May also be substituted with just "badap" or "bap" or multiple "bap"s make be added.

"Me and my boyfriend broke up today."
"Badap bap!"

"My grandma died..."
"Badap bap..."

"I love you!"
"Badap..."

"That guy just stole your wallet..!"
"BADAP BAP.. BAP BAP!!!!!!!"

by Mikey March 25, 2004

Uncle Jack

To find a small creature and to put it in any hole you have, while singing Stronger by Britney spears

Nick found a bullfrog and proceded to Uncle Jack with it

by Mikey December 02, 2004

don cherry

Former Boston Bruins coach--now a huge personality on CBC's Hockey Night in Canada. In layman's terms, the John Madden of hockey.

Don Cherry would look at a Canadian hockey team and say "We don't want our boys playing with no creampuffs!"

by Mikey February 21, 2006