Can someone tell me where I can find 'Sam Itch' ?"
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
"No one by that name works here. Who told you that he was down here?"
LeBron asks me to come down here and get Sam Itch.
"He probably said for you to come down here and get him a "sandwich" -- they're over there in the refrigerator. He usualy gets a ham & cheese."
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
Get the Sam Itch mug.A Japanese made car (Toyota, Honda, etc.) filled up with Mexicans; Hispanics; etc. (Mexicans are referred to as "beaners", as their diet is often made up of beans and tortillas). Rice is a main staple of the Japanese diet, so many of Japanese-based items have a rice moniker associated with that item (e.g.: "rice-burner" refers to a fast Japanese car).
As we were driving through Juarez my brother said: "Check out the rice and beans next to us." I looked out to see a Toyota Corolla pack full of the locals.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
Get the rice and beans mug.When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.
It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.
Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.
Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!
"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
by mike87111 December 17, 2011
Get the fake-rape mug.What did Trayvon get arrested for?
"Robbing a bank. His get-away car ran out of gas 4 blocks from the bank.
"LOL. What an ig-nig!
"Robbing a bank. His get-away car ran out of gas 4 blocks from the bank.
"LOL. What an ig-nig!
by mike87111 December 15, 2013
Get the ig-nig mug.(n) in opposition to, "The Greatest Generation" (which refers to the Americans who fought in, and won, WWI) and refers to the teens that are alive in the year 2012.
They are considered the worst generation of all time, as they have grown up with Facebook, Stickam, high-speed internet, smartphones, 100+ cable TV channels, NetFlix, etc. -- all which have led them to a sedentary lifestyle which has contributed to their laziness, obesity, lack of social skills, sense of entitlement, etc.
They have seen celebrity teens become famous, and rich, overnight and before their eyes, and they seem to feel that they deserve to have the same fame and fortune... which leads many of them to cop a diva attitude.
They are considered the worst generation of all time, as they have grown up with Facebook, Stickam, high-speed internet, smartphones, 100+ cable TV channels, NetFlix, etc. -- all which have led them to a sedentary lifestyle which has contributed to their laziness, obesity, lack of social skills, sense of entitlement, etc.
They have seen celebrity teens become famous, and rich, overnight and before their eyes, and they seem to feel that they deserve to have the same fame and fortune... which leads many of them to cop a diva attitude.
I tried to get Tanisha and Britney to go golfing with us, but they have their faces glued to their Facebook pages and "Keeping up with the Kardashians", and they basically told me to eff off.
"What do you expect? They're part of The Worst Generation."
"What do you expect? They're part of The Worst Generation."
by mike87111 October 05, 2012
Get the The Worst Generation mug.When a lazy, non-working, baby-hatchery mother gets Government money (welfare, Social Security, HUD, etc.) because she produces so many children.
Where did LaNeesha get the money for that new weave, those gold rims on her Pinto, and those designer sunglasses?
"Didn't you hear? All of her baby daddies were killed pulling that home invasion upstate and now she gets Social Security for her kids."
All eight of them?!?!
"Yup. She's ghetto rich."
"Didn't you hear? All of her baby daddies were killed pulling that home invasion upstate and now she gets Social Security for her kids."
All eight of them?!?!
"Yup. She's ghetto rich."
by mike87111 December 15, 2011
Get the Ghetto Rich mug.A male who intentionally impregnates a number of different baby mammas so that he can split the welfare benefits from each of them, which enables him to gross thousands of dollars per month in free Government handouts and via scams run by using the children's Social Security numbers.
I just ran into Trayvon at WalMart. He must have had at least $1000 worth of steak in his shopping cart! Where does he work to afford all of that?
"He doesn't work. He's welfare rich and a proud member of The Obama 47%. He's got 8 kids by 4 different baby mammas and they all get $700 a month in food stamps. Plus, they sell the kids Social Security numbers to working relatives so they can get more back in their tax returns. And, they run an Earned Income Credit scam every April to get over $5,000 back from the IRS."
"He doesn't work. He's welfare rich and a proud member of The Obama 47%. He's got 8 kids by 4 different baby mammas and they all get $700 a month in food stamps. Plus, they sell the kids Social Security numbers to working relatives so they can get more back in their tax returns. And, they run an Earned Income Credit scam every April to get over $5,000 back from the IRS."
by mike87111 September 27, 2012
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