mike87111's definitions
When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.
It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.
Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.
Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.
Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!
"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"
by mike87111 December 17, 2011
Get the fake-rapemug. Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.
Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.
Did you see LeBron at the NBA Draft?
"Yeah -- man was that one cool jungle-suit that he had on! What color was that -- banana yellow?"
Did you see LeBron at the NBA Draft?
"Yeah -- man was that one cool jungle-suit that he had on! What color was that -- banana yellow?"
by mike87111 November 23, 2013
Get the jungle-suitmug. A Japanese made car (Toyota, Honda, etc.) filled up with Mexicans; Hispanics; etc. (Mexicans are referred to as "beaners", as their diet is often made up of beans and tortillas). Rice is a main staple of the Japanese diet, so many of Japanese-based items have a rice moniker associated with that item (e.g.: "rice-burner" refers to a fast Japanese car).
As we were driving through Juarez my brother said: "Check out the rice and beans next to us." I looked out to see a Toyota Corolla pack full of the locals.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
Get the rice and beansmug. Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
by mike87111 April 16, 2014
Get the the doll housemug. a female who votes, based on emotion and/or her "crush" on a particular candidate and not based on any facts, policies, etc. of a politician.
I went to the Obama rally with my girlfriend. I've never seen so many twat voters in my entire life. They were gushing over him like he was their favorite vibrator.
by mike87111 October 26, 2012
Get the twat votermug. When a lazy, non-working, baby-hatchery mother gets Government money (welfare, Social Security, HUD, etc.) because she produces so many children.
Where did LaNeesha get the money for that new weave, those gold rims on her Pinto, and those designer sunglasses?
"Didn't you hear? All of her baby daddies were killed pulling that home invasion upstate and now she gets Social Security for her kids."
All eight of them?!?!
"Yup. She's ghetto rich."
"Didn't you hear? All of her baby daddies were killed pulling that home invasion upstate and now she gets Social Security for her kids."
All eight of them?!?!
"Yup. She's ghetto rich."
by mike87111 December 15, 2011
Get the Ghetto Richmug. A male who intentionally impregnates a number of different baby mammas so that he can split the welfare benefits from each of them, which enables him to gross thousands of dollars per month in free Government handouts and via scams run by using the children's Social Security numbers.
I just ran into Trayvon at WalMart. He must have had at least $1000 worth of steak in his shopping cart! Where does he work to afford all of that?
"He doesn't work. He's welfare rich and a proud member of The Obama 47%. He's got 8 kids by 4 different baby mammas and they all get $700 a month in food stamps. Plus, they sell the kids Social Security numbers to working relatives so they can get more back in their tax returns. And, they run an Earned Income Credit scam every April to get over $5,000 back from the IRS."
"He doesn't work. He's welfare rich and a proud member of The Obama 47%. He's got 8 kids by 4 different baby mammas and they all get $700 a month in food stamps. Plus, they sell the kids Social Security numbers to working relatives so they can get more back in their tax returns. And, they run an Earned Income Credit scam every April to get over $5,000 back from the IRS."
by mike87111 September 27, 2012
Get the welfare richmug.