mike truitt's definitions

choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

engrish

Engrish began as a racially discriminating term against asians who biologically have trouble pronunciating the "L" sound. Often times it comes out sounding like an "R". Thus engLish becomes engRish. However, it now has become more of a joke whenever there are bad translations on signs or video games...
"All your base are belong to us"
"You are teh suck"
"This guy are sick

by Mike Truitt June 10, 2003

opm

slang term for an Orange Poop Machine, a machine that poops out Oranges.

An orange tree

by Mike Truitt July 19, 2006

Mein Kampf

Book written by Adolf Hitler during his imprissionment in 1921 detailling his philosophies about Germany and its need for power, and later he added a second part in which his anti-semetic beliefs are outlined. Ultimatly, it is revered as the Nazi philosophy book, but is actually a great source for history at the time *the first part, not the second*

Mein Kampf was written by Adolf Hitler

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

girls gone wild

"Documentary" of spring break, mardi gras, and other events in which girls will get naked for a useless item.

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

Nietzsche

Freidrich Nietzche, German philosopher and poet. Renouned as one of the best thinkers ever. Coined such phrases as

--God is dead, God remains dead, and we have killed Him
--That which does not kill me only makes me stronger
--That which is done out of love takes place beyond good and evil

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

mechanabalism

The act of one robot eating another robot.

Latin roots.

If Jeffery Dohmer was a robot, he would be a mechanabalist.

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003