mike myers's definitions

Baysexual

When you are attracted to a female who is called Bayley

Guy 1: Hey I think I like Bayley
Guy 2: Dude you're so Baysexual

by Mike Myers July 22, 2021

Shikkie Quit

Leaving a competitive multiplayer game prematurely, effectively abandoning your team mid-game.

Dude, we were having so much fun until that guy pulled a shikkie quit!

by mike myers January 11, 2015

roadcock

Getting cock on the road, kinda like road head but gay

Josh got some serious roadcock last nite

by Mike Myers April 3, 2008

dragonforce

Uses Accelerators to make them sound like they can play fast. They come to concerts drunk and forget words songs(if you dont believe me go on youtube). Also if you watch the music video for ttfaf you can tell he is not actually playing the amoount of notes that it sounds like he is. Also he needs to get off the effects pedal. And keyboard plays more of the song then guitar.

dragonforce sucks check them out on youtube

by Mike Myers April 1, 2008

gwen

A slang word used to describe a woman of Asian decent without making racial slurs.

'Gwen gook'

Can be used with the male slang 'Gary'

"Hey that ping pong show was awesome"

"Yeah Gwen was very talented."
or

"There is Gwen, gary and their son luke gook."

by Mike Myers April 1, 2008