5 definitions by mike litoris777

sex cow

A fat girl you keep around just to fuck.

After giving me a blowjob, my sex cow and I almost broke my bed.

by mike litoris777 August 1, 2017

turn her out

To defile a once innocent girl into a prostitute. To turn a young God fearing girl into a ravenous ball draining cock-sucking whore.

A PImp Named Slickback had to turn her out after he met her at Sunday mass.

by mike litoris777 May 26, 2022

rare flower

A girl that is so attractive, she raises the standard of what beauty is. Model quality, 10/10. So rare, you wonder to yourself, "What is a girl this attractive doing in my dinky little backwater, is she defective?".

So far this semester, I've seen about 5 or 6 rare flowers around campus. Woof...

by mike litoris777 August 5, 2019

you don't fuck brains

Meaning, most bitches are braindead bimbos. Just because bimbos spend all their time on social media and listen to terrible music doesn't mean they don't need love.

Son: Katelyn is hot, but dumb as fuck, and we don't share any similar interests.
Dad: You don't fuck brains son.

by mike litoris777 April 13, 2019

smooth faced bitch

A male without a beard. A clean shaven bitch boy; a smooth faced pescatarian altar boy; a boy-scout.

John looks like a smooth faced bitch ever since he shaved his beard.

by mike litoris777 August 25, 2017