mike james bitch's definitions

jd

1) essentially to steal something and run without being caught.
2) to jack and dash (steal and run)

yo man im so hungry. lets jd some food.

by mike james bitch July 28, 2006

ftc

Stands for "Flops to Complete"

Yo man what did u get in ur sociology class
"FTC"

by mike james bitch July 18, 2006

mr. flops

a dude that abandons your plans consistently, without notice. after repeated occurrences that dude becomes mr. flops.

Yo man wheres that nigga?
Mr. Flops? he's flopping on your ass.

by Mike James Bitch July 20, 2006

flop mobile

an automobile that a flop person operates

Guy 1: yo wheres that flop nigga
Guy 2: he roll wit a different crew cuz we puked all over the flop mobile

by mike james bitch October 20, 2006

pop pop

a saying used when u feel like kicking someone's ass. usually this person has flopped or abandoned your plans at the last minute every time

pop pop...its mr. flops

by mike james bitch October 14, 2006

bowl cut

shit hair cut, that has no blade on the sides & 1" blade on top. only flop people get this

yo man i got a bowl cut.
that looks like shit nigga.

by mike james bitch October 14, 2006