mike hunt's definitions

crotchy

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

by mike hunt January 6, 2004

grocott

slang for the method of growing sleeping quarters for a baby that is due in nine months time.

Don't buy that bed I'll grocott

by Mike Hunt May 13, 2005

chewbacca defense

When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park

I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!

by Mike Hunt April 5, 2004

sexwee

dickwad,cum

slitty-eyed before the sexwee came

by mike hunt August 19, 2003

Barking Pig

A barking pig, is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.

Norman was the Barking Pig in Cinderella.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

nub guzzler

one who sucks off midgets.

That fuckin Scott is a real nub guzzler.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

Nutlick

someone who licks salty nuts

dude...i wouldnt wanna be a nutlick, u shouldnt do that shit

by mike hunt November 17, 2003