mike comanche's definitions

STD chain

People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.

BOB: Jane is such a fox!

JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.

BOB: What?

JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.

BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Strippertution

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.

PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

non-droker

Non-drinker & non-smoker.

Jeff is a non-droker

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Gayze

When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.

BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

cockthucker

A guy who sucks dick.

Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Lezbophobic

Extreme dislike of lesbians.

I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Track Pack

What you need on a 2010 Mustang GT to beat a Camaro SS through the twisties.

The SS is faster than the GT in a straight line, but, a GT with Track Pack is quicker through the twisties.

by Mike Comanche May 5, 2009