mike comanche's definitions

Strippertution

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.

PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

'69

'69 = 1969

I was born in '61,
and 8 in '69.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

Gayze

When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.

BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

non-droker

Non-drinker & non-smoker.

Jeff is a non-droker

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Jew eat

The Southern (USA) way to say "Did you eat?"

I'm hungry!

Jew eat yet?

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

minutemaid

A female who cums very quickly.

Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

nostril peeper

A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.

Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009