free singles website

aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.
I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!
by Mike Comanche March 23, 2009
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Net Nerd

Someone who spends all of their time on the internet.
Poindexter is a 40 year old virgin. Why? Cuz he's a Net Nerd!
by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009
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non-droker

Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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floaters

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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Track Pack

What you need on a 2010 Mustang GT to beat a Camaro SS through the twisties.
The SS is faster than the GT in a straight line, but, a GT with Track Pack is quicker through the twisties.
by Mike Comanche May 05, 2009
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Jew Jitsu

I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009
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'69

'69 = 1969
I was born in '61,
and 8 in '69.
by Mike Comanche March 05, 2009
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