blurpis

a burp that contains human seamen
malorie gave out a large blurpis after sucking off nick
by mike charter October 07, 2008
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burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.
Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.
by mike charter January 07, 2022
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Hot Frosty

Getting a blow job in the Wendy’s drive thru.
Timothy finally talked his old lady into giving him a hot frosty!
by mike charter November 30, 2024
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skinny kenny

A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-can’t walk
-hungry
and also has “justice” for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.
Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.
by mike charter January 24, 2022
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dragonmania

The name of a side business your childhood friend started. He constructs 8 foot long articulating, multi colored dragons, he draws dragons, he tells dragon stories to children and adults, and he also dresses up like a dragon everyday at the shop and makes what he believes to be authentic dragon noises.
Hey everyone let’s go down to dragonmania today and see the weird dragon guy!!!!
by mike charter January 25, 2022
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fudge finger trucker special

An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!
by mike charter January 26, 2022
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tamplunge

A device used to suction out a deeply inserted tampon.
Helen had to have her lesbian neighbor use the Tamplunge on her twat last night because that darn tampon went to far up there.
by mike charter January 07, 2022
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