goo piping

The act of masturbating into a sink.

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.

by mike charter May 5, 2024

soob massage

A body massage requested by your lady friend. Everything goes except the boobs because they’re too sore.

My honey cake asked for a soob massage last night. Her damn titties were sore again!!!!! Man I wish I could just rub dem titties.

by mike charter January 25, 2022

dragonmania

The name of a side business your childhood friend started. He constructs 8 foot long articulating, multi colored dragons, he draws dragons, he tells dragon stories to children and adults, and he also dresses up like a dragon everyday at the shop and makes what he believes to be authentic dragon noises.

Hey everyone let’s go down to dragonmania today and see the weird dragon guy!!!!

by mike charter January 25, 2022

snirfle

when you blow your nose and wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper.

john decided to snirfle to cut back on the amount of tissue paper he consumed

by mike charter January 20, 2009

tamplunge

A device used to suction out a deeply inserted tampon.

Helen had to have her lesbian neighbor use the Tamplunge on her twat last night because that darn tampon went to far up there.

by mike charter January 6, 2022

chodemeiser

A friend named Cody who is always getting sick for no god damned reason at all!

Man, stop being a chodemeiser! You're always sickly!!!!

by mike charter January 19, 2022

gone subing

A sign two lesbians leave on the door to their apartment to let people know they aren’t home, they’re actually out driving in their Subaru outback touching each others no no square.

Instead of a gone fishing sign hanging up, like at my two dads house, my two moms have a gone subing. I wish I knew what that meant…..

by mike charter January 25, 2022