Definitions by mike charter

gone subing 

A sign two lesbians leave on the door to their apartment to let people know they aren’t home, they’re actually out driving in their Subaru outback touching each others no no square.

Instead of a gone fishing sign hanging up, like at my two dads house, my two moms have a gone subing. I wish I knew what that meant…..

gone subing by mike charter January 25, 2022

dragonmania 

The name of a side business your childhood friend started. He constructs 8 foot long articulating, multi colored dragons, he draws dragons, he tells dragon stories to children and adults, and he also dresses up like a dragon everyday at the shop and makes what he believes to be authentic dragon noises.

Hey everyone let’s go down to dragonmania today and see the weird dragon guy!!!!

dragonmania by mike charter January 25, 2022

soob massage 

A body massage requested by your lady friend. Everything goes except the boobs because they’re too sore.

My honey cake asked for a soob massage last night. Her damn titties were sore again!!!!! Man I wish I could just rub dem titties.

soob massage by mike charter January 25, 2022

skinny kenny 

A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-can’t walk
-hungry
and also has “justice” for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.

Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.

skinny kenny by mike charter January 24, 2022

chodemeiser

A friend named Cody who is always getting sick for no god damned reason at all!

Man, stop being a chodemeiser! You're always sickly!!!!

chodemeiser by mike charter January 19, 2022

burrito terd 

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.

Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.

burrito terd by mike charter January 6, 2022

tamplunge 

A device used to suction out a deeply inserted tampon.

Helen had to have her lesbian neighbor use the Tamplunge on her twat last night because that darn tampon went to far up there.

tamplunge by mike charter January 6, 2022