mike charter's definitions

campbelling

Campbelling, like mewing, but instead, tying a hefty Campbells soup can to your cock to stretch it out for a longer unit. Can be referred to Campbelling or Campbelled.

Cameron Campbelled all weekend long instead of playing a round of Monopoly. He really needs to stop Campbelling!

by mike charter April 24, 2024

Campbelling

To tie a hefty soup can to your man piece to stretch it out for length. Also know as cock-maxing.

Cameron won’t stop campbelling, he goes home each day and does it too much. One day he’s going to step on it and get put into a wheelchair.

by mike charter May 1, 2024

skinny kenny

A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-can’t walk
-hungry
and also has “justice” for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.

Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.

by mike charter January 24, 2022

burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.

Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.

by mike charter January 6, 2022

reverse chimney

When you bend over and spread your ass cheeks, and let a black male, who is smoking a Newport, blast diarrhea into your anal cavity.

John got reverse chimneyed in the bathroom of Denny’s.

by Mike Charter December 25, 2017

dragonmania

The name of a side business your childhood friend started. He constructs 8 foot long articulating, multi colored dragons, he draws dragons, he tells dragon stories to children and adults, and he also dresses up like a dragon everyday at the shop and makes what he believes to be authentic dragon noises.

Hey everyone let’s go down to dragonmania today and see the weird dragon guy!!!!

by mike charter January 25, 2022

soob massage

A body massage requested by your lady friend. Everything goes except the boobs because they’re too sore.

My honey cake asked for a soob massage last night. Her damn titties were sore again!!!!! Man I wish I could just rub dem titties.

by mike charter January 25, 2022