Definitions by mike blown
conjoggle
this is a term used to describe the event of running into a marathon and seeing how many shoes you can steal off the runners.
also a term used to describe slapping a chicken drumstick in the face of a rhino. a hippo is also acceptable too.
also a term used to describe slapping a chicken drumstick in the face of a rhino. a hippo is also acceptable too.
only 10 more days till i can go conjoggle in the marathon.
i loved the safari i went on. i must have conjoggled lots of beasts.
i loved the safari i went on. i must have conjoggled lots of beasts.
conjoggle by mike blown January 21, 2008
spanglebutt
this is a word to desbribe an ass. whether it be a friend who ya dont like or an actual rear end. spanglebutt is an ass which is ocassionally quite shiny or glamorous but it can be used as an insult. either way its up to you.
spanglebutt by mike blown January 20, 2008
randomyosis
a disease where you cannot help yourself but shout random things at passes by and then pretending that it wasnt you but infact your imaginery puppet which you believe helps you to be the best ventriloquist in the world.
another symptom of this disease is that you like to do rolie polies into big crowds and then shouting strike after you knocked someone down.
fortunately its not contagious
another symptom of this disease is that you like to do rolie polies into big crowds and then shouting strike after you knocked someone down.
fortunately its not contagious
randomyosis by mike blown January 20, 2008
farmutting
this is beating up farmers in unusall ways.
for example laying out many rakes around a sleepin farmer and then watching him tryin to escape the situation when he wakes up.
or randomly kiddnapping a farmer and forcing red clothes on him and then tying to a rod and attatching that rod to a bull and watch the outcome of the outraged bull.
or trap a farmer in a chicken hut and shout at him until he lays an egg.
or maybe lock a farmer in a room full of unmilked cows just to see what would happen, if nuthing happens them throw in some monkeys who are trained to milk cows so that the milk can be squirted in the farmers direction, and watch him run around like a mad man.
or any thing ya like that involves a farmer :D
for example laying out many rakes around a sleepin farmer and then watching him tryin to escape the situation when he wakes up.
or randomly kiddnapping a farmer and forcing red clothes on him and then tying to a rod and attatching that rod to a bull and watch the outcome of the outraged bull.
or trap a farmer in a chicken hut and shout at him until he lays an egg.
or maybe lock a farmer in a room full of unmilked cows just to see what would happen, if nuthing happens them throw in some monkeys who are trained to milk cows so that the milk can be squirted in the farmers direction, and watch him run around like a mad man.
or any thing ya like that involves a farmer :D
"lets go farmutt that farmer over there to see if he yells some crazy farm language at us" farmutting will be great
farmutting by mike blown January 20, 2008
mike blown syndrome
an unfortunate syndrome where you cant help but be really random and to make up random words and give them crazy definitions for mild humour.
mike blown syndrome by mike blown January 20, 2008