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caplat

this is the sound of which you would make when hitting a wall after being fired from a catapult
CAPLAT!!!!! !!!! !!!!
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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spanglebutt

this is a word to desbribe an ass. whether it be a friend who ya dont like or an actual rear end. spanglebutt is an ass which is ocassionally quite shiny or glamorous but it can be used as an insult. either way its up to you.
oooo your lookin quite shiny today. you spanglebutt
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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tarzanyosis

this disease involves the symptoms of yep you guessed it, screaming like the king of the jungle tarzan.
other symptoms iclude swinging from curtains and grooming your friends hair like a chimp.
can become contagious if you are encouraged to scream like tarzan and bang your chest with your fists.
oh no i got this feelin to bang my chest. i dont wanna get tarzanyosis
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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sploinket

erm well just a random word that can be used for anything. lets face it, say it enough times and you will smile :D
hahhhaha sploinket haha
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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farmutting

this is beating up farmers in unusall ways.
for example laying out many rakes around a sleepin farmer and then watching him tryin to escape the situation when he wakes up.
or randomly kiddnapping a farmer and forcing red clothes on him and then tying to a rod and attatching that rod to a bull and watch the outcome of the outraged bull.
or trap a farmer in a chicken hut and shout at him until he lays an egg.
or maybe lock a farmer in a room full of unmilked cows just to see what would happen, if nuthing happens them throw in some monkeys who are trained to milk cows so that the milk can be squirted in the farmers direction, and watch him run around like a mad man.
or any thing ya like that involves a farmer :D
"lets go farmutt that farmer over there to see if he yells some crazy farm language at us" farmutting will be great
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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buttheading

a bit like headbutting but instead it is the act of randomly running behind an angry mob and using your head to ram their asses.
lets go buttheading into that angry mob of bearded bald men
by mike blown January 17, 2008
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specifist

a person who is very specific in what they like.
i am a specifist as i am specific in what i do
by mike blown January 7, 2008
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