mike b's definitions

6/6/06

The day/date that hell will rise and all the living organisms will perish in the flames of Satan.

"Holy shit, 6/6/06 is in coming, enjoys your last days"

by Mike B June 11, 2006

the yamakah condition

Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.

Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?

Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.

Guy 1: Oh.

by Mike B May 26, 2005

negroid

Of or being a major human racial classification traditionally distinguished by physical characteristics such as brown to black pigmentation and often tightly curled hair and including peoples indigenous to sub-Saharan Africa.

Scientist 1: This negroid seems to have sustained significant burn tramas to the skin.

Scientist 2: He was most likely burned at the stake by a divition of the Klu Klux Klan.

Scientist 1: What should we do? This guy looks like hes about to die,

Scientist 2: Good, let that nigger die.. breathing our air. Shit fuck! cough cough. I mean, umm, we must do every medical procedure available to us to save this man from this horrible death.

by Mike B July 16, 2008

Warcraft III

One of the most popular RTS(real time stratagy) games played online. In this game you play as the Orcish Horde, Nightelf, human alliance, or Undead. Has a great campain mode also.

Im gonna log onto warcraft and pwn some noob ass.

by mike b June 11, 2005

MC Nigs

An upper middle class, adolesent negroid who expresses his blackness by making names such as n1gg3r.

look at that MC Nigs, hes good a video games.

by mike b April 11, 2005

flying camel

First you position the headboard of your bed an inch from the wall. Second, set your girl up doggystyle and make sure her head is only a few inches from the headboard. Third, as you're pounding away, her head will hit the headboard which will, in turn, hit the wall making a galloping noise. Finally, as all this is happening, wave your arms in the air and make noises like a camel.

"My girlfriend got a concussion last night when we tried out the flying camel"

by Mike B April 19, 2005

MILFWCWHMP

This word is commonly used when describing an incredibly attractive mom who has a child with down syndrome, early on-set of alzheimers or any other mental illnessees. Stand for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck With a Child Who Has Mental Problems. Many find it funny and entertaining because of its remote chances of occuring.

Wow, Ari the retard is incredibly gross, why does he make noises like that?

Yeh he is, but is moms a MILFWCWHMP!

by mike b April 25, 2005