Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.
Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?
Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.
Guy 1: Oh.
by Mike B May 26, 2005

This word is commonly used when describing an incredibly attractive mom who has a child with down syndrome, early on-set of alzheimers or any other mental illnessees. Stand for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck With a Child Who Has Mental Problems. Many find it funny and entertaining because of its remote chances of occuring.
Wow, Ari the retard is incredibly gross, why does he make noises like that?
Yeh he is, but is moms a MILFWCWHMP!
Yeh he is, but is moms a MILFWCWHMP!
by mike b April 25, 2005

by Mike B October 10, 2003

a bleach blond pizza face anime kid who is extremely talented at drawing. he also hates new metal kids and wears suspenders.
Look at that spina at his locke.
by mike b January 30, 2005

flibis: the excess fat that is chopped of from weight loss surgery.
It also is a very bad cuss word.
It also is a very bad cuss word.
by mike b February 20, 2005

Commack is on Long Island, that's in NY by the way. Filled with every type of people imaginable, but we get along. Every nationality, every age group, every personality, and every clique. It's filled with potheads, whores, geniuses, and socialites. There are daddy's girls, independent sons-of-bitches and those who you just can't define. It's a metropolis of the most interesting people you will meet, from the most disgusting to the most amazing people. You just need to find your place among them, because for the most part any circle of friends will have someone unlike them in it.
by Mike B July 11, 2004

definition: when you grab tightly around your ass, or someone else's. Also used as and expression or interjection.
1. Sally assgrabbed me hard because she was horney.
2. that ride is so assgrab, dude!
3. I jumped out in fear as he yelled out: assgrab!
2. that ride is so assgrab, dude!
3. I jumped out in fear as he yelled out: assgrab!
by mike b February 18, 2005
