mike b's definitions

weenis

The coolest word, meaning more than one thing, you can use and not get in trouble!

Kiss my weenis!
Weenis job!
My weenis is very hard! Now it is soft!

by Mike B October 10, 2003

spina

a bleach blond pizza face anime kid who is extremely talented at drawing. he also hates new metal kids and wears suspenders.

Look at that spina at his locke.

by mike b January 30, 2005

flabis

flibis: the excess fat that is chopped of from weight loss surgery.

It also is a very bad cuss word.

1. after the doctor cut off the fat, it was considered flabis.
2. you flabis head

by mike b February 20, 2005

bevet

Derived from a particularly zealous user on fark.com. In general use can be used to refer to most general fanatics and fanboys.

Summon the bevets!

by mike b October 18, 2003

assgrab

definition: when you grab tightly around your ass, or someone else's. Also used as and expression or interjection.

1. Sally assgrabbed me hard because she was horney.
2. that ride is so assgrab, dude!
3. I jumped out in fear as he yelled out: assgrab!

by mike b February 18, 2005

roman war helmet

after passing out, one puts his dick and balls and penis on top of the passed out victim, with his penis facing downward over his nose, thus creating a war helmet in Roman times

did u see that guy do a roman war helmet to that chick?

by mike b December 15, 2003

MILFWCWHMP

This word is commonly used when describing an incredibly attractive mom who has a child with down syndrome, early on-set of alzheimers or any other mental illnessees. Stand for: Mother I'd Like to Fuck With a Child Who Has Mental Problems. Many find it funny and entertaining because of its remote chances of occuring.

Wow, Ari the retard is incredibly gross, why does he make noises like that?

Yeh he is, but is moms a MILFWCWHMP!

by mike b April 25, 2005