mike b's definitions

roman war helmet

after passing out, one puts his dick and balls and penis on top of the passed out victim, with his penis facing downward over his nose, thus creating a war helmet in Roman times

did u see that guy do a roman war helmet to that chick?

by mike b December 15, 2003

MC Nigs

An upper middle class, adolesent negroid who expresses his blackness by making names such as n1gg3r.

look at that MC Nigs, hes good a video games.

by mike b April 11, 2005

guns akimbo

Use of two weapons of the same type, usually one in each hand.

That guns akimbo cheat owns!

by mike b June 5, 2003

Commack

Commack is on Long Island, that's in NY by the way. Filled with every type of people imaginable, but we get along. Every nationality, every age group, every personality, and every clique. It's filled with potheads, whores, geniuses, and socialites. There are daddy's girls, independent sons-of-bitches and those who you just can't define. It's a metropolis of the most interesting people you will meet, from the most disgusting to the most amazing people. You just need to find your place among them, because for the most part any circle of friends will have someone unlike them in it.

Commack itself is the best example

by Mike B July 11, 2004

insurgent

term used by liberals instead of terrorist to avoid demeaning the rebellious and violent defenders of Saddam Hussein's regime

The Marines went in and lit up some insurgents who were really terrorists but we can't call them that.

by Mike B December 2, 2004

flying camel

First you position the headboard of your bed an inch from the wall. Second, set your girl up doggystyle and make sure her head is only a few inches from the headboard. Third, as you're pounding away, her head will hit the headboard which will, in turn, hit the wall making a galloping noise. Finally, as all this is happening, wave your arms in the air and make noises like a camel.

"My girlfriend got a concussion last night when we tried out the flying camel"

by Mike B April 19, 2005

flabis

flibis: the excess fat that is chopped of from weight loss surgery.

It also is a very bad cuss word.

1. after the doctor cut off the fat, it was considered flabis.
2. you flabis head

by mike b February 20, 2005