Definitions by mike
like water for chocolate
The phrase like water for chocolate came from Mexico. In Mexico,hot chocolate is made with water, not milk. The water is brought to a boil and then the chocolate is spooned into it. A person in a state of sexual excitement is said to be "like water for chocolate."
I am like water for chocolate, anytime I'm around my girlfriend.Its like we were meant to be together.
like water for chocolate by MIKE June 30, 2004
gone pear-shaped
An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.
gone pear-shaped by Mike June 29, 2004
Rumblebee
One who tries to be something he or she is not destined to be. The word originates from the great tale of the Rhino who wished to be a Bumblebee. He tried re-attaching his horn onto his ass after tearing it off his forhead, for the stinger, and also painting yellow and black stripes across his body. He went looking for a hive to meet Bumblebee friends, he found one but could not fit inside. When he tried, the hive came falling to the ground which resulted in all the Bumblebees giving the imposter painfull stings all over his body. He then washed off the paint, and put his horn back where it was supposed to be, and went back to his Rhino friends. He was teased and called a Rumblebee for the rest of his lifetime, and that is how the word came about.
heebie jeebies
damn, these jews keep calling me an anti semite cause i saw The Passion, they givin me the heebie jeebies
heebie jeebies by mike June 25, 2004