mike's definitions

cowboys

pair of kings in poker

he went all in with pocket cowboys

by mike March 23, 2004

lofe

to love someone that you'd fuck

Hey lofe, let's hang out

by Mike November 14, 2003

Douv

One that is too hood.

People are often afraid to approch this individual because they are soo hood.

Yo that drug dealer is to douv, he might shank you.

by Mike March 21, 2005

pantyhose

Perhaps one of the greatest articles of clothing ever invented, for both men and women alike.

She wears pantyhose.

by Mike August 6, 2004

crammit

a nice mix between crap and damnit.

crammit, I lost my phone.

by mike April 23, 2005

adam sandler

Former Saturday Night Live actor who is well-known for milking out the same jokes. Always seems very desperate for attention.

Look at me--I'm a Jew!

by Mike May 5, 2005

black acid

Contrary to popular belief, black acid is not an acid/pcp combo, but a type of very, very dirty LSD crystal. The crystal is black, hence the name. The "family" name for this crystal is champagne. Really nasty stuff. The reason for this myth is that the effects of all the impurities alter the trip so much that it's almost like PCP.

You have any of that black acid man? Nastiest shit ever!

by mike August 1, 2004