mike's definitions

george w. bush

someone extremely stupid, or someone who does something extremely stupid

After setting store on fire,
"Man, you pulled a george w. bush"

by Mike November 25, 2006

lip snot

see fanny batter

her pussy was dripping with lip snot

by mike January 5, 2004

Slut Muffin

Nickname for a girl who is stupid and lets them give them the nickname, Slut Muffin.

(insert name)Is a slut muffin.

by Mike March 6, 2004

mudbutt

noun.

A condition arising from excess ass-crack sweat comingling with dingleberries into a meaty and smelly ass-paste.

After walking around for hours in the blistering sun wearing these damn corduroys, everyone in the office could catch a whiff of my prodigious mudbutt.

by Mike May 20, 2004

HLA

a an agle that almos cost WWE's deal with TNN(SPIKE tv) in September 2002

HLA!, HLA!, HLA!, HLA!

Gotta love some HLA, Hot Lesbian Action!

by Mike February 17, 2004

mcglumphy

(noun/verb) when you fart, and poo comes out of your bum hole.

"aww man, i knew that fart would be a mcglumphy!!!" said the man as a turd rolled down his leg.

by mike June 11, 2004

WonkaNiggers

People who are failures in life. People who when you see you just say "wutta wonkanigger" for lack of a better or funnier word. Your mailman could be a wonkanigger, the guy behind the counter, your aunt, or even YOU...dun dun dun P.S. Dan Kreiger of New Jersey is a WonkaNigger with his cheap dirty Chuck Taylors

An Example of a WonkaNigger, anyone you see, basically its just another way of saying that person looks stupid corny gay retarded nigletish

by Mike April 22, 2004