mike's definitions

cock blocker

Cock blocking is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it is necessary to keep a friend from getting ass that he wouldn't normally go for, but he is to fucked up to know better.

Ben was so fucked up that he was trying to get with a fat ugly bitch, so we cock blocked him to keep him out of the nasty.

by Mike March 31, 2003

ado

Annoying, pathetic, wannabe

Ado hacked my mom? Ha! Now that's funny

by Mike September 17, 2003

Punish the Porcelain

To take a nasty dump.

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!

by Mike December 15, 2003

unit

A unit is seven hundred grams of heroin, coke, etc.

My Eyetalian friend promised me a unit straight off the boat this week. I can't wait.

by Mike November 24, 2006

clumber

dumbass
person who is a moron
a dumbass

a dumb person
a person who says something stupid
a complete moron

by Mike February 8, 2005

Gaah!

A exclamation of delight while being gang-banged.

Lucy gave a Gaah! when the penis was inserted into the anus.

by Mike January 6, 2005

Urgh-hurgh!

Term of exasperation used to command somebody to do something when one is particularly livid - but at the same time amused - about something.

(e.g. When the oven is dirty after someone has used it but "forgot" to clean up after themselves.)

"Clean! Now! Urgh-hurgh!"

by Mike February 22, 2004