mike's definitions

dooma

an awesome pot smoking device

Dude i just smoked out of the dooma and im crazy stoned.

by mike April 21, 2005

Yolk and gabble

A type of Vaginal discharge. usually from as skank who'll bang just about anything.Someone who's drippin slop all ova the show.

Look at her dripping Yolk and gabble all over the joint. Get the bitch a drip tray. Nah get away from me! cus Honestly! Eeeeeeeew! Aaaaah she's chasing me...aaaaahhh im gonna slip in it!

by Mike June 11, 2004

shazda

a drunk girl.usually white, with the name of a black person.

jeff thinks she looks like a shazda.

by mike June 21, 2006

bungry

To be very hungry, and in need of immediate sustenance.

I'm hungry like a bungry

by Mike January 17, 2003

scrub

(You all forgot the real meaning of the word) To scrub is to wash hard with a cloth or towel or any cleaning surface.

1. That act of trying to get something off

2. someone who sucks in cs

3. Some poor ass hoe

1. You must "scrub" harder in order to get that stain off the table.

2. LOL, what an OGL scrub.

3. I aint going out with that dirty scrub!

by Mike January 24, 2004

Hot Topic

All you people that are calling Hot Topic a "poser" store are FUCKED! There is no way a store can b a "poser" because if that store is "poser" than I guess all stores are "poser." So that means we are all "posers". Hot Topic is just a store where people go 2 spend cash, buy cds, and clothes.

Oh look.. Its Hot Topic.
Yea.. That store is pretty cool.

by Mike January 4, 2004

skate

(verb) A co-worker/salesperson who steals your sale behind your back.

"That guy is a fu*king skate so watch your back."

by Mike June 8, 2004