mike's definitions

protien shake

a mouth full of cum

asking a girl if she is hungry, and offering her a protien shake

by mike August 29, 2003

Obamanna

supernatural boons and messianic miracles that Barack Obama is expected to graciously produce if elected president of the USA.

Don't expect obamanna immediately falling upon us after
the presidential inauguration.

by Mike March 5, 2009

Cacka

Australian term, used by fishermen to describe under-sized and juvenile crustaceans such as Crabs, Marron, and especially Rock Lobsters.

I went and checked the pots this morning and they were full, but unfortunately they were all cackas and I had to throw them back.

by Mike January 26, 2004

redophile

One who loves red hair. A play off of pedophile...

He only dates redhaired chicks... he must be a redophile!

by Mike June 25, 2004

glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

by mike February 1, 2004

incubus

a demon that has sex with people in their sleep. and also a fictional monster.

i was listening to a cd by incubus and suddenly it raped me.

by mike September 5, 2004

shisct

shit or damnit

Shisct, the cops pulled me over

by mike May 11, 2004