mike's definitions

Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other

At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks

by Mike May 5, 2005

BRACCIOLE

Italian in origin, used to describe lazy italains that sleep until 4pm and do not shower.

Evan Esposito is a goddamn BRACCIOLE, its his turn to wax my grendle today.

by Mike November 22, 2004

Kanye

1. A sore loser.
2. A good rookie, but overshadowed by much better rookies.

1. "Man, why you be kanye?"
2. "He's good, but he's a kanye compared to the others.

by Mike March 19, 2005

elonym

(electronic + Gr. onyma, name; cf. pseudonym, synonym) -- electronic name; the part of electronic address that precedes the sign @.

In our university mail system, all elonyms are made from the first name initial plus the surname minus last letter. My elonym is bjohnso (Bill Johnson).

His elonym is as enigmatic as he is himself: aaa314. Clearly he claims to be alpha, not omega.

by Mike March 30, 2008

pretentious loser

see pretentious indie fuck
or indie fuck

sureyya is a pretentious loser.

by mike July 19, 2004

Patriotard

1.)Anyone who didn't have a flag or a bible before September 11th but all of the sudden became a complete tool for the Republican Party.

2.)Those Extreme Sports Punks from the movie "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle."

3.) Idiots that ran around waving the flag after September 11th but could of careless about it before.

Hey Patriotard!
Where was your flag and bible on September 10th?

by Mike February 25, 2005

windmill

while playing guitar or other stringed instrument, throwing your arm up in a counterclockwise motion, over your head and back down again (making an invisible circle with your hand), striking the strings on the upstroke

invented and perfected by Pete Townshend of the who

Pete Townshend invented the windmill.

by mike November 4, 2004