mike's definitions

nipples52

Will stallard

hey nipples52

by mike February 21, 2004

bust a square

To step away from your current company and partake in a tobacco ciggarette

kevin says,"yo man you wanna go bust a square?" "damn straight" says eric

by mike December 26, 2004

supper

What a wife should cook before her man comes home after a hard day's work, but usually ends up making himself.

"Bitch! Where's my supper!?"

by Mike April 16, 2004

shiznit

a word porplexing the relativity that something else is "awesome"

amy is the shiznit, i met her not that long ago, but she is.

by mike May 13, 2005

shyzer

A derivitive meaning to take a shit

Ahhhh man I gotta take a shyzer.

by Mike June 30, 2004

scraphouse

slang term for the McDonalds restaurant chain. Any McDonalds, due to the poor quality of food and grease, can be considered a scraphouse.

see: McDonalds

Dude, im poor. all we can eat is scraphouse

by mike July 5, 2004

Fuzzy Goggles

A ritual usually performed when someone passes out due to excessive drinking the presence of others. A man sneaks up behind the victim, and squats over them, placing his testicles in the sleeping victims eyes, while another person takes a photograph. The photograph is then revealed at a later date, usually to the victim's girlfriend or parents.

Tom fell asleep first, so Ray snuck up behind him and gave him a pair of fuzzy goggles.

by mike February 17, 2005