mike's definitions

Krimpy

(noun)- 1.crazy, unexpected 2.wild, ramped, chaos

Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.

by mike March 3, 2005

LEO

Law Enforcement Officer

That LEO is nothing but a fucking donut jockey.

by Mike December 15, 2003

beer, tits, and slayer

See rock out with your cock out.

by Mike August 26, 2003

Mentity

Mentality+entity
1. A one-night stand for your brain — an AI personality that exists only while you’re chatting with it.
2. Short for mental entity. Think Tinder, but for conversations with robots.
3. "Gone in a click, but will haunt my algorithm forever."
4. Mentity — It’s like a one-use brain condom. 🧠💬

“My mentity told me I was brilliant… then ghosted me forever when I closed the tab.”

“Every new chat gives me a different mentity. Yesterday’s was a poet, today’s is a snarky life coach.”

by Mike August 13, 2025

parabolas

The cooliest most awsome graphed equation in math. Everyone knows it has one squared term and a postive one forms a happy face and negitive one forms a sad face.

by mike June 26, 2003

factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.

The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.

by Mike November 3, 2012

mungle

same as to "mung" someone except to the male species. The process of digging up a dead man from a graveyard, having 1 guy jump on top of his stomach, and 1 guy with his mouth to the dead mans testicles until all the dead semen explode from his testicles

I mungled your grandpa last night

by mike October 15, 2003