mike's definitions

ducketts

funds

You dog yo got ducketts for this bag

by Mike September 19, 2003

Oklabama

Any Redneck US state that involves farming, straw chewing, and chicken fucking.

My buddy just took his big ass 4X4 down to Oklabama to marry his cousin's momma...who just so happens to be his sister.

by Mike November 27, 2003

fong

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab..

by Mike May 13, 2005

artiphobia

fear of artificial intelligence (arti+phobia).

Artiphobia is growing as fast as the capabilities of AI itself.

by Mike June 22, 2023

psycho girl

A girl that made a sexual video for her exboyfriend to stay with her. The video spread around the internet in a few days and she is now an internet ledgend. She is called psycho girl because she talks like a serial killer the whole time. Both erotic and scary.

"You love me, Matt" -- Psycho Girl

by mike August 30, 2004

new found glory

Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.

Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!

by Mike December 1, 2004

Gibby

Slang. An incredibly awesome person.

Someone who tends to be far cooler than anyone else in his surroundings.

"Gibby is a fucking beast."

by Mike October 22, 2004