xanga

a website that i use to let pple kno how miserable and pointless my life is

wow, my friend got shot 2day, thats definitly goin on my xanga

by mike March 03, 2004

smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.

The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.

by Mike March 25, 2004

gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Jeff Davis

Freedom-loving patriot who served as the only President of the Confederate States of America. DEO VINDICE!!!

Jeff Davis was a patriot.

by Mike March 10, 2005

poor bastard

a really poor kid

michael kennedy

by mike January 21, 2004

Dr. Pepper

The world's best substance. It's better than duct tape. It has a unique flavor and tastes awesome. One of a hacker's best friends (the other is Mountain Dew

Man, I'm thirsty. I think I'll get a Dr. Pepper, the world's best beverage.

by Mike March 13, 2005

snap

expression: used to describe 1. dismay 2. disbeleif 3. surprise 4. joy

substitutes: fuck shit fug

1. Oh snap, I used too much dynomite.
2. Oh snap! It's Speedy Gonzolez!
3. Holy snap! I have boobies!
4. Snap! She took off her shirt!

by Mike November 26, 2003