mike's definitions

ivories

Piano keys. Now made from plastic or other synthetics, the keys were once made from elephant tusks.

Skinny Sanderson, you want to lower the lights, serve some champaign, and then tickle the ivories for a spell?

by Mike May 21, 2007

Cava

Cava a town in Massachusetts thats spelled "Carver" but pronounced "Cava" with the accent.

I am from Cava.

by mike June 3, 2004

Ramen

Another word for powdery drugs.

Hey man, got any "Ramen"?

by Mike October 30, 2004

CISCO Slice

The action of slitting your wrists and using the blood to short out your computer because you’re so bored in your CISCO networking class.

If I read one more thing about NVRAM, routers, or packets I’m totally going to pull a CISCO slice.

by MIKE March 24, 2005

cosby kids

can be used as a metaphor for shit while talking about deficating.

I had to drop the cosby kids off at the swimming pool.

by mike March 16, 2004

Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier

Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight

by MIKE August 28, 2003

gimli

The gay lover of legolas and Aragorn.

sorry girls you know its true.

Gimli to Aragorn: Toss me (but dont tell the elf)

(legolas has a thing about cheating)

by mike December 29, 2003