mike's definitions

Trans Am

Pontiac Trans Am, based on the General Motors F-body. Best examples made in third generation or older. Best if used to run blocker for a semi bootlegging Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta. New models often seen being driven by elitist idiots who dont deserve to wash a T/A.

"This is Sherrif Buford T. Justice. I am in hot pursuit of a black Trans Am"

"A 1977 Pontiac Trans Am Special Edition will still be a classic when your 5-series Bimmer is rusting away instead of driving away."

by Mike July 5, 2003

gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike May 13, 2005

poor bastard

a really poor kid

michael kennedy

by mike January 21, 2004

smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.

The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.

by Mike March 25, 2004

Ch'mon

Short for 'Come On'.
From the Scissor Sisters song 'Laura'.

Don't you give me your,
Ch'mon,
Ch'mon,
Where is your love?
Don't you give me your love,
Don't you give me your,
Ch'mon,
Ch'mon,
Where is your love?
Don't you give me your love?
Don't you give me yo

by Mike August 2, 2004

Lihs

1. (noun) What happens when you mix gasoline and mustard. Often found in stupid terroristic countries.
2. (verb) Making Lihs.
3. (adjective) A stupid quality. A person that makes lihs
4. (adverb) doing something in a stupid manner.

1. These arabs think that lihs is mustard gas.
2. Yo, Muhamad, lets lihs up some lihs.
3. These Lihses are really dumb.
4. You ran so lihsly that my grandma could catch you.

by Mike January 5, 2004

Ankle Breaker

Someone who can ball you outta your pants

Yo, Andy Loucks is a badass ankle breaker fo' sho, so get up outta my grill, bee-otch

by Mike July 31, 2003