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Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier
Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight
by MIKE August 28, 2003
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Rush

the best band in the fucking world. kicks slipknots ass 24/7. they fucking rule.
some consider hemispheres to be the best album produced by the ultraawesome godlike band, rush.

some slipknot dickhead made fun of rush and i kicked him in the head ten times.
by mike November 4, 2003
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Mallcore

kids who love hanging out at the mall aka mallrats
heather livingstons friends are so mallcore it discuts me
by mike December 7, 2003
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schmoo

Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground
Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head
by Mike November 6, 2004
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explosivo

An "evil" word, as said on Space Ghost Coast to Coast by Jack Black.
Jack Black: "Explosiiiiivooooo."

Zorak: "Explosivo? What does that mean? You're FAT?! Bwaahahahahahah!!!"

Jack Black: "No, it's an evil word. You gotta say it deep. EXPLOSIVO."
by Mike February 2, 2004
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gogger

A rather large piece of Excremant!
I went to the toilet before you should have seen the size of my gogger!
by mike January 5, 2004
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mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates
im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts
by mike December 23, 2004
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