untouchable

A pretty girl that most men would be afraid to talk to.

I'm so insecure, I could never even ask her for the time. She's just too untouchable.

by Mike June 01, 2002

Cherry popper

someone that sucks a mans dick til he blows his load in her mouth

hey that cunt is a cherry popper

by Mike December 07, 2003

Roach Clip

A term used in place of the original:

Pot Holder

It appears Pot Holder was already taken.

"Ethel, please use the roach clip. It's over there - near the pot holder."

by Mike December 11, 2003

Kickjew

an alternate form of "Jewball" but more stupid; obviously too stupid to speak; stupid ass

"Damn all you say is fucking stupid shit, shut the fuck up you Kickjew."

by Mike March 01, 2004

butterface

A hot girl who has everything, BUT her face

Watch Howard Stern for his Butterface competition.

by Mike October 12, 2005

niftizzle

A mix between "nifty" and "fo shizzle". A good word when trying to say "awesome, i agree" but are too lazy to actually type all those words. I mean, this is the internet. Time is a virtue!

Friend: That's a new Corvette. It could rape your mom.
You: Niftizzle.

by Mike April 08, 2005

murph

When somone coughs or blows air into a bong, causing water to come up through the down stem, spilling bong water all over the place, often a rookie smoking mistake.

he murphed and now theres bong water all over my carpet.

by mike February 17, 2004