Definitions by mike

fukt

fucked up
fucked

thats fukt up

fukt by Mike January 10, 2004

jacked up 

To get absolutely annhilated in a football hit.

Donovan McNabb got JACKED UP!

jacked up by Mike January 9, 2004

TALLY WACKER 

A huge, thick penis measuring 8" or more in lenght, a soul pole, a meat pole.

Look lois, Clark has an enormous tally wacker!!!!

TALLY WACKER by mike January 7, 2004

worm burner 

When your fucking a girl doggy style, and slamming her so hard your penis get a rug burns.

I was doing jody last night a I got a worm burner.

worm burner by mike January 7, 2004

knifeparty 

A place where fat little boys can post pictures of band members of Mugshot and claim them to be himself, and then try to pick up on chicks, with uber emoness and more fake pictures...

Brandon sure scored some hotties at knifeparty.

knifeparty by Mike January 7, 2004

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

chicken wing by Mike January 6, 2004

scrozzy 

someone who has a very bad skin complexion. usually wrinckly or pitted resemblin that of a mans scrotum!

look at him/her what a total scrozzy!!

scrozzy by mike January 6, 2004