mike's definitions

Yonkers

A city with a strange inferiority complex. People try to say they live somewhere else even tho there in Yonkers.

Sarah Lawrence College is in "Bronxville".
Crestwood is "Tuckahoe"
The northeastern part is "Scarsdale"
and the southwestern part is "really close to Riverdale"

by Mike January 23, 2004

baked out

the act of smoking in a car with the windows closed so that all the smoke remains inside the vehicle getting you as hight as possible.

"Damn yo, your car was so baked out ill be blazed for hours".

by Mike June 19, 2006

dooma

a sweet ass thing to smoke weed

he had a kickass dooma

by mike May 13, 2005

squicking

The practice one takes up when skullfucking becomes tedious. Skullfucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms.

Und tuh buscotini mosta umpotee cunder squicked mayee.

(And the {retarded babble} squicked me)

by Mike January 21, 2004

wizzamabob

az lover

<W|zZaMaBoB> I love az ;)

by Mike August 25, 2003

butt plug

a name of some one who is acting in a certain way that is to imatate or be like a butt plug

"you are sucha a butt plug"

by Mike December 23, 2002

Sponge Box

A girls most intimate spot, and my favorite place to eat.

Man, last night i had a feast of tangarines and sponge box. Yea i thought i could smell sponge box on your breath.

by Mike December 11, 2003