mike's definitions

bright

acting in a smart ass way

someone telling someone to get smart

dun b bright

by mike December 15, 2003

schmuck

it is a yidish word and it means prick

my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck

by mike August 19, 2003

noshe

the word that is used to represent anything really cool or also used as swear words, also the action of doing something really good or even if you are beat up or beat something up.

1) Dude, go noshe off
2)Stumpy: Nick, you just noshed that jump.
3)Stumpy: Nick, you noshed your bike, whats that on the ground (plastic part of his radiator) "oh thats the throttle"
4)Stumpy: "MIKE!, go noshe on your raptor!"

by mike August 18, 2003

snip snip

The white equivalent of "Skeet skeet" however different definition. This one can be anything you want it to mean. Use it any way you can.

This guy came up to me the other day and i was like 'snip snip' and he knew his role.

Sheeet- I walked in to the doctor's the other day, sat around, snip snip I was done in 20.

by mike March 22, 2004

haji

hand job... usually given as a reward of something good

Pendleberry is the haji-master

"hey kinger, if u score a goal ill give u a haji after the game"

by mike April 23, 2004

eggplant

A dweeb. An idiot. A person without a clue. Often has a shaved head.

"That mofo eggplant paid $20 for some oregano."

by Mike November 21, 2003

FDD

Far Distance Disorder - happens when you see a guy/girl from far away thinking that he/she is hot, but turns out otherwise.

Wow, that girl looks fine! (after a closer look) Oh, it's just FDD.

by mike March 10, 2004