Definitions by mike

Flashstand 

Not just a website, a realm of elitness in which the elitus dwell.

You know Flashstand?
The website?
NO the realm for elitus!
Uh?

Flashstand by Mike March 20, 2004

Snafu 

Murphy's Law for the Military; acronym for Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

We planned the the latest mission for three days, but as usual it was a real snafu when it finally happened.

Snafu by Mike March 20, 2004

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

Gandalf's beard by MIKE March 19, 2004

Monkey sock 

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

Monkey sock by mike March 19, 2004

danger wank 

to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!

shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!

danger wank by mike March 19, 2004

snipe 

1. to shoot something with great accuracy
2. to score a difficult point in a game/sport

1. When I was playing SOCOM, I sniped him from 500 yards away.
2. At our lacrosse game,I sniped that goal in the top shelf with 2 defenders on me.

snipe by mike March 19, 2004

atom bomb 

1) Shooting heroin while stoned
2) Using any opiate in combination w/ marijuana.

Abreviation: a-bomb

A-bombs are the shit

atom bomb by mike March 19, 2004