mike's definitions

Bleckem

inter.

1. Used to express disinterest in the subject of conversation.
2. Used to express extreme displeasure or exasperation.
3. Used to express "Huh?", "I don't give a shit", "Blah", and "Ow Ow Ow" in a single word.

n.

1. The golden word.

Marvin:"...as I was saying, the particles in a neutron have the same mass has honey in its pre-sucrose stage..."

Me: "Bleckem."

by Mike February 15, 2005

Juggalos

2 and 3 suck my nuts

don't mess with the juggalo family bitches!

2 and 3 are fucknutz

by MIKE February 9, 2005

philonym

philonym n (Gr. philia, love + Gr. onuma, name; cf. synonym, pseudonym) Ð gentle name used by lovers and spouses to address each other.

Examples: honey, sweety, baby, my darling, my love, my
angel.

All philonyms are so trite and trivial. "Honey, sweetyÉ" How can love be expressed in such a routine way? I will call you
"my happicle."

by Mike December 31, 2003

909er

poor white trash, wears wife beaters, drives a lifted truck thats so beat up it hardly runs, tobacco under his lip , smokes unfiltered camels, loves nascar. the lowest of the low, cheapest of the cheap.

jimbo is a 909er

by mike February 16, 2004

lexipoeia, or lexicopoeia

lexipoeia, or lexicopoeia n (Gr. lexis, "word, phrase, expression," from legein, say, and Gr. poiein, "to make or compose") – word-composition, word-creation; the minimal genre of literature, the art of composing a single word, a neologism (from roots and combining forms)

There are many sorts of neologisms: new brand names, scientific terms, political or technical jargon, colloquialisms, and slang. When a word is composed for the word's sake, as a manifestation of its beauty, this genre of verbal creativity is called "lexipoeia."

by Mike December 25, 2003

crossing swords

A form of male bonding. When two males share a urinal or toilet bowl during urination, the two males cross their pee streams in a manner to harken to the act of crossing swords in battle. They may even have pee fights where they trade stream hits much like jedi trade lightsaber blows.

In an act of brotherly bonding, Mike and Joe decided to cross swords one day.

by Mike June 12, 2004

prostate

the centre of all joy in a man's body

suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world

by Mike February 8, 2004