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Dancing on a Digbeth Party Line

What the lyrics actually sound like in one major club track. Where a person living in Birmingham is convinced by work colleagues that they need to go clubbing 'for a break' named as such because many of Birmingham's clubs are in Digbeth.
Im out Friday, Ive been told I should be Dancing on a Digbeth Party Line!
by mids99 July 30, 2009
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shit has had a shit

An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.
‘A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!’
by mids99 October 28, 2020
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Mean Pallet

A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.

Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.
(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-

'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'
by mids99 July 10, 2010
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poxy docks

A Cockney Rhyming Slang dig at the clock, where the emphasis is on frustration with the whole nature of time and man's relationship with it. Usually involves both instances where not enough or too much of it is available. Can be used in many ways
1. Three clubbers out at night

'I like can't believe its ten to three already man, its gonna shut soon, this evening has SO flown, the poxy docks!'

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2. A worker on a dull production line in a factory

' Its WHAT? Only 4pm? Three hours of this poxy docks shift to go!'

3. A woman nearing the menopause

'Shiela! Im depressed! I need a man! I want a baby! The biological poxy docks is ticking!'
by mids99 November 9, 2009
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ash bandit

Hangers on at a public bonfire and firework display who wish to stay until the early hours, throwing things on the fire, when everyone else has gone home. Usually teenagers or NEETS who do not have to be up for work the following day and often stoners.
Over police intercom

'Roger 1 2 just going round the park to check for ash bandits over'
by mids99 November 7, 2009
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Northerly outUVed

The phenomenon whereby lighter nights in Summer further north mean that in early morning and later afternoon, the Sun is higher in the sky than it would be in a typical holiday destination.
According to the website, after 4:47pm Birmingham Northerly outUVed the Med!
by mids99 July 30, 2009
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decoupling

The act of doing something major in your life with friends and family being unaware of it due to your lack of informing them. Often this is due to fear of what they may think, particularly if you fail at it.
'Sorry the job interview was a decoupling one. I didnt want to tell you I was looking for a new jonb unless I got the head of science post at Canesworth Academy!'
by mids99 October 28, 2009
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