Definitions by mids99

Pedestriocore

'Safe' and non extreme dance music that is tailored to a large audience, normally involving a wide age range due to it being an event such as a wedding, works do in a function room etc etc. Consists of 'safe' classics such as YMCA and 'Agadoo' but contains enough 'classics' like 'Thriller' to avoid being called 'cheese.'

You going to an underground club after this? I cant stand this pedestriocore much longer!

Pedestriocore by mids99 August 15, 2009

clubder minimum 

An academic sounding phrase describing a clubbing addict's opinion of the exact midpoint in the week between the last episode of clubbing and the next episode (which for a clubber out on a Friday and Saturday night will occur in the early hours of Wednesday morning.)

'I feel stressed by work and it ain't even the weekend yet!'

'Remember, its Wednesday, this is the clubder minimum!'

clubder minimum by mids99 August 15, 2009

manufacture a high 

To deliberately do something (normally involving a purchase) that gives you something to look forward to during the depressive times

I've booked a holiday in Magaluf to manufacture a high

manufacture a high by mids99 August 15, 2009

counter pressure 

The feeling that you need to rush to put your change in your purse and your shopping in your bag due to the weight of the queue behind you.

I reckon I lost my key when I was fumbling for my wallet in the counter pressure!

counter pressure by mids99 July 30, 2009

twirt 

A synthesis of the words 'twirl' and 'divert.' Used to signify when a sequence of events occurs in the wrong order

We had our bloody summer in April with the unbroken sunshine and warm temperatures. Now its actually Summer its cold and wet. Talk about a twirt of the seasons!

twirt by mids99 July 30, 2009

BDQ 

BDQ is an acronym for a common phenomenon known as a Badly Defined Queue where it is difficult to tell who is in the queue and who is standing around not in the queue.

I wish they would get some organistation in this place. Talk about a BDQ!

BDQ by mids99 July 30, 2009

stand 

A person who is in a queue but not actually purchasing anything or the partner or friend of someone who is.

Excuse me, are you in the queue or are you a stand?

stand by mids99 July 30, 2009