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Hangers on at a public bonfire and firework display who wish to stay until the early hours, throwing things on the fire, when everyone else has gone home. Usually teenagers or NEETS who do not have to be up for work the following day and often stoners.
Over police intercom

'Roger 1 2 just going round the park to check for ash bandits over'
by mids99 November 07, 2009
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The feeling that you need to rush to put your change in your purse and your shopping in your bag due to the weight of the queue behind you.
I reckon I lost my key when I was fumbling for my wallet in the counter pressure!
by mids99 July 30, 2009
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Like nomenclature, chromenclature means the accepted colour coding system for a group of objects. Eg. in organic chemistry, carbon is black, hydrogen is white, oxygen is red etc
Come on class! Learn the chromenclature!
by mids99 October 22, 2009
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A hybridised form of dance music and classical music that will become popular in the early 2020s when dance music remixes classical music as a mainstream activity. Has its roots in the Adagio for Strings remix in 1999. To be truly described as 'classiclock' (more strictly Classical Two Level Beat) the music is set ot a clock in the background, with the 4 beats corresponding to one rotation of the large hand, with the small hand crossing over at intervals, creating an emphasised beat.

Will also itself hybridise with 'ectopic house' which consists of delayed beats at random emulating ectopic heartbeats. The result will be clubbers giving a thumb to the left, second finger to the right signal in clubs to denote 10:10, ie. a stopped clock, to signify when ectopica infiltrates classiclock.
'I remember the days when it was simple dubstep and four-to-the-floor house. What would Tchaikovsky think about these youngsters 10:10ing his 1812? Classiclock my cock!'
by mids99 April 04, 2010
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Any food (usually cake) left on the table of a communal staffroom of a large organisation where there is an unwritten rule that it is only for a certain group of people within the organisation.

Clique cake is a very common phenomenon in school staff rooms, where the cake in question is 'only for the Maths department' or other department.

Alternatives include cake being only for 'old timers' who have been at the workplace for over X years or 'you've got to know Bob to have a piece' cake.
'Look. Cake!'

'I wouldn't dare if I was you. It looks like clique cake!
by mids99 October 05, 2009
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A form of backslang and bastardised French with 'agreements' added on to the end of words spoken in the Midlands in the 1990s.
Omelette krow e ya it zeet, un bol a commissariat et un boite de chocolat sa y a y a y - is the Clive language for homework!

Other good examples:-
Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet
by mids99 December 17, 2009
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An academic sounding phrase describing a clubbing addict's opinion of the exact midpoint in the week between the last episode of clubbing and the next episode (which for a clubber out on a Friday and Saturday night will occur in the early hours of Wednesday morning.)
'I feel stressed by work and it ain't even the weekend yet!'

'Remember, its Wednesday, this is the clubder minimum!'
by mids99 August 15, 2009
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