mids99's definitions

sno

Any snowfall that is pathetically small and only gives a token representation of snow. Can also refer to snowfall that while heavy, does not stick due to temperatures and/or surfaces being above freezing point.

Pronounced sn-oh or sni

White Christmas? The bookies will pay but call a couple of flakes snow? Sno more like!

by mids99 December 17, 2009

Clive Language

A form of backslang and bastardised French with 'agreements' added on to the end of words spoken in the Midlands in the 1990s.

Omelette krow e ya it zeet, un bol a commissariat et un boite de chocolat sa y a y a y - is the Clive language for homework!

Other good examples:-
Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet

by mids99 December 17, 2009

parallegiance

The phenomenon of repeating patterns of activity the same time the next week or normally year. Derives from 'parallel' (eg. late October 2008 and late October 2009 are parallel) and allegiance (eg. a holiday somewhere has allegiance with a similar holiday.)

Oh sh*t! I always seem to get dumped in early March! Lets hope there is no parallegiance this year!

by mids99 November 18, 2009

poxy docks

A Cockney Rhyming Slang dig at the clock, where the emphasis is on frustration with the whole nature of time and man's relationship with it. Usually involves both instances where not enough or too much of it is available. Can be used in many ways

1. Three clubbers out at night

'I like can't believe its ten to three already man, its gonna shut soon, this evening has SO flown, the poxy docks!'

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2. A worker on a dull production line in a factory

' Its WHAT? Only 4pm? Three hours of this poxy docks shift to go!'

3. A woman nearing the menopause

'Shiela! Im depressed! I need a man! I want a baby! The biological poxy docks is ticking!'

by mids99 November 9, 2009

Honkey Tonk Encore

A word to imagine a pisstaking honkey tonk encore playing in the background where you are not just cutting it fine to make an event, you are in real danger of not making it. Usually imagined where JUST when you really don't need it, an extra obstruction on the road blocks your path to wherever you need to get to.

(Two football fans driving to Yeovil Town away from up North)

' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'

by mids99 November 9, 2009

Tribstep

The word to describe dubstep where there is double time going on within the double time nature of the track (ie. for a 160BPM track, it sounds like 80BPM and 40BPM simultaneously)

Also lends itself to quatrestep and cinqstep where in cinqstep, successive 2 time patterns of musical features give rise to a '4 beat 16 bar' pattern. This will fuse with Jazz and Blues in the early 2020s to form a genre known as 'Cinqstep blue.'

Man this dubstep is heavy, its like there is an extra layer of drum pattern, its like tribstep man!

by mids99 November 8, 2009

geometricore

Where dance music will head in the early 2020s. After another decade or so fo evolution, dubsetp will mutate into forms with successive layers of two timeness to create tribstep, quatrestep, cinqstep (which will fuse with blues to form Cinqstep Blue) and infinitumstep where the track two times itself until completion. Successive three-time waltz dance will also emerge, as well as fractal beat, where bars of music take on irrational number values mirrored in Nature, such dance tracks will usually be 3DVJd to successive zooming and leaving fractal style shapes.

(A clubber going to an underground geometricore set in 2023)

I remember the days when you could get some good old fashioned drum n bass. I dont syn (short for synergise, 2020s speak for 'dig' ) with this geometricore nonsense!

by mids99 November 8, 2009