A synthesis of the words 'twirl' and 'divert.' Used to signify when a sequence of events occurs in the wrong order
We had our bloody summer in April with the unbroken sunshine and warm temperatures. Now its actually Summer its cold and wet. Talk about a twirt of the seasons!
by mids99 July 30, 2009
Any means of artificially creating a more favourable climate, weather experience etc for yourself or plants.
1. 'I twirted the forecast this weekend and wend down the South East where the weather was sunnier.'
2. 'How come you've got daffodils flowering in November?'
'I twirted some bulbs by overwintering them in the fridge for a month and then planting in a greenhouse in October.'
2. 'How come you've got daffodils flowering in November?'
'I twirted some bulbs by overwintering them in the fridge for a month and then planting in a greenhouse in October.'
by mids99 August 26, 2009
A hybridised form of dance music and classical music that will become popular in the early 2020s when dance music remixes classical music as a mainstream activity. Has its roots in the Adagio for Strings remix in 1999. To be truly described as 'classiclock' (more strictly Classical Two Level Beat) the music is set ot a clock in the background, with the 4 beats corresponding to one rotation of the large hand, with the small hand crossing over at intervals, creating an emphasised beat.
Will also itself hybridise with 'ectopic house' which consists of delayed beats at random emulating ectopic heartbeats. The result will be clubbers giving a thumb to the left, second finger to the right signal in clubs to denote 10:10, ie. a stopped clock, to signify when ectopica infiltrates classiclock.
Will also itself hybridise with 'ectopic house' which consists of delayed beats at random emulating ectopic heartbeats. The result will be clubbers giving a thumb to the left, second finger to the right signal in clubs to denote 10:10, ie. a stopped clock, to signify when ectopica infiltrates classiclock.
'I remember the days when it was simple dubstep and four-to-the-floor house. What would Tchaikovsky think about these youngsters 10:10ing his 1812? Classiclock my cock!'
by mids99 April 04, 2010
A form of backslang and bastardised French with 'agreements' added on to the end of words spoken in the Midlands in the 1990s.
Omelette krow e ya it zeet, un bol a commissariat et un boite de chocolat sa y a y a y - is the Clive language for homework!
Other good examples:-
Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet
Other good examples:-
Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet
by mids99 December 17, 2009
The word to describe dubstep where there is double time going on within the double time nature of the track (ie. for a 160BPM track, it sounds like 80BPM and 40BPM simultaneously)
Also lends itself to quatrestep and cinqstep where in cinqstep, successive 2 time patterns of musical features give rise to a '4 beat 16 bar' pattern. This will fuse with Jazz and Blues in the early 2020s to form a genre known as 'Cinqstep blue.'
Also lends itself to quatrestep and cinqstep where in cinqstep, successive 2 time patterns of musical features give rise to a '4 beat 16 bar' pattern. This will fuse with Jazz and Blues in the early 2020s to form a genre known as 'Cinqstep blue.'
by mids99 November 08, 2009
A word to imagine a pisstaking honkey tonk encore playing in the background where you are not just cutting it fine to make an event, you are in real danger of not making it. Usually imagined where JUST when you really don't need it, an extra obstruction on the road blocks your path to wherever you need to get to.
(Two football fans driving to Yeovil Town away from up North)
' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'
' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'
by mids99 November 09, 2009
A person who is in a queue but not actually purchasing anything or the partner or friend of someone who is.
by mids99 July 30, 2009