mids99's definitions

Classiclock

A hybridised form of dance music and classical music that will become popular in the early 2020s when dance music remixes classical music as a mainstream activity. Has its roots in the Adagio for Strings remix in 1999. To be truly described as 'classiclock' (more strictly Classical Two Level Beat) the music is set ot a clock in the background, with the 4 beats corresponding to one rotation of the large hand, with the small hand crossing over at intervals, creating an emphasised beat.

Will also itself hybridise with 'ectopic house' which consists of delayed beats at random emulating ectopic heartbeats. The result will be clubbers giving a thumb to the left, second finger to the right signal in clubs to denote 10:10, ie. a stopped clock, to signify when ectopica infiltrates classiclock.

'I remember the days when it was simple dubstep and four-to-the-floor house. What would Tchaikovsky think about these youngsters 10:10ing his 1812? Classiclock my cock!'

by mids99 April 4, 2010

Plymouthed Sun

A phenomenon common in coastal regions where a pattern of cloud building just inland with clear skies out to sea can divide a major city in two for hours, with one half in constant sunshine and one half in constant shade. First noticed in Plymouth.

Can also refer to fog related microclimates where the coast of, say LA may be under chilly thick fog but a few blocks inland basks in warm sunshine.

Lets walk down the coast a bit first. Its Plymouthed Sun around here!

by mids99 March 29, 2010

terrored

When a large number of people mob an individual with simultaneous demands on their time and resources.

Sir, now me, Claire and Hannah want your help it looks like you're being terrored!

by mids99 July 14, 2009

tramp a go round

A 'tramp a go round' is a rotating green cylindrical advertising hoarding that displays the location where it sits (usually near city centre squares and staions.) Due to the higher than average density of tramps at these locations, you often see a 'tramp a go round' and a tramp in the same view.

Birmingham has got 3 tramp a go rounds I have counted so far, and three tramps!

by mids99 April 4, 2010

Tribstep

The word to describe dubstep where there is double time going on within the double time nature of the track (ie. for a 160BPM track, it sounds like 80BPM and 40BPM simultaneously)

Also lends itself to quatrestep and cinqstep where in cinqstep, successive 2 time patterns of musical features give rise to a '4 beat 16 bar' pattern. This will fuse with Jazz and Blues in the early 2020s to form a genre known as 'Cinqstep blue.'

Man this dubstep is heavy, its like there is an extra layer of drum pattern, its like tribstep man!

by mids99 November 8, 2009

bank holiday bob

A dull, middle aged man who works long hours and therefore for whom a bank holiday is one of a few days off they get in a year. As a result, despite rarely venturing outside their home town for most of the year, feel obliged to go on a day or weekend trip to a hackneyed tourist destination like Blackpool or Rhyl for the day even if the weather is awful. Usually found in a traffic jam with a Bingo Maud (not yet defined) on the M6 in a Fiat Uno, often towing a caravan.

Where's all this traffic coming from? Bloody Bank Holiday Bobs!

by mids99 September 1, 2009

Clive Language

A form of backslang and bastardised French with 'agreements' added on to the end of words spoken in the Midlands in the 1990s.

Omelette krow e ya it zeet, un bol a commissariat et un boite de chocolat sa y a y a y - is the Clive language for homework!

Other good examples:-
Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet

by mids99 December 17, 2009