Definitions by microland

Sonyied 

Adv. The act of a major electronics company imprisoning their customers in a queue line while waiting to buy the newest console from their website.

Eg. (h t t p s://sonyied.queue-it.net)

I thought I was going to be able to buy a PlayStation 5 this year but I kept getting Sonyied at the store.

Sonyied by microland August 19, 2021

jugologic 

Logic demonstrated by the band, Insane Clown posse' and their subsequent fans.

Jugologic is when referring to Magnets and how they must work by Magic because they both start with the same three letters.

jugologic by microland December 11, 2015

Blowing Freckles

The spray pattern of fine fecal particles produced by moist flatus (wet fart)

I got pinkeye from my brother blowing freckles in my face.

Blowing Freckles by microland June 13, 2014

White Trash Cadillac 

a police cruiser (preferably a Crown Victoria) that was bought in a police auction.

These are a real prize if they still have the spot light and cattle guard still on them.

The holy grail of White Trash Cadillacs is one that was an undercover police car with tinted windows and a sweet paint job.

A driving game can be played by guessing from a distance whether a Crown Vic is an actual police car or a White Trash Caddy.

Yo Jimmy is that a cop car or a White Trash Cadillac?

White Trash Cadillac by microland June 15, 2011

Hi Jive 

When one or more individuals performs the 'Hi Five' then backs out at the last second leaving the other partner(s) hanging.

James gets a real kick out of Hi Jiving his little brother.

Skip, an avid Eagles fan, totally Hi Jived me when the Sea hawks won the game.

Kev Hi Jived me when he noticed his GF was watching us Hi Five over the hookers on the corner.

Hi Jive by microland September 5, 2009