peppermint bon bon

What's with this mint chocolate chip nonsense? Ice cream that amplifies the likelihood of fumbling towards a state of complete nirvana and general one-ness with the universe while residing in Minnesota, where the women are strong, the men are also good looking, and all the children are above average.
Other aids: soft drinks referred to as "pop" and rubber bands as "binders", the game "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck" (as opposed to "Duck, Duck, Goose").
All these things make Minnesotans supposedly nicer than anyone else in the country.

How 'bout some peppermint bon bon ice cream dontcha know?

by Mickey March 02, 2004

clever trousers

A person who cannot let anything go by. They always have to answer back in a condesending way. These are usually people who are higher in the academic world than their peers and they use their knowledge in a mean way.

"He had to say that just to be a clever trousers. Who cares if pigs don't really sweat that much?"

by mickey November 23, 2004

wewt

see w00t

w00t. im wewting again.

by Mickey May 23, 2004

The Shaw

The Shaw is an ancient creature with special magical powers. In its native habitat, The Shaw uses low wails and moans to communicate, so it never really adapted to the English language. To understand The Shaw, you must get within 6 inches of it's mouth. This is a double-edged sword though, for The Shaw has breath like Bob Saget's asshole. The Shaw is well known for overusing the phrases "not to be mean, but..." and "but seriously though...". In the magical world where The Shaw prances around, toothbrushes are considered evil and to be avoided at all costs.

"Dude, your grill is like buttery tombstones. You must be friends with The Shaw."

"What the hell is that stench? Oh, The Shaw just yawned."

by mickey July 23, 2004

wankelrotaryengine

The fourth word in Lesson 1: Words as prepared by Dr Carl Gruver of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Helsinki, to enable people to overcome being British.

(Monty Python skit)

Lesson 1: Words: which of these words make you embarrased?
Shoe
Megaphone
Grunties
And now lets go onto something a bit ruder:
Wankelrotaryengine.

by Mickey January 08, 2005

scrimblies

Testicles, Bollocks, Balls, Nuts

I'll kick him in the f**king scrimblies, I've got itchy scrimblies.

by Mickey February 01, 2005

bauer

v. To seriously wreck someone's flow, especially in the style of Jack Bauer.

Darryl was having a nice day, but I had to bauer his ass when he stepped to my girl.

by Mickey February 23, 2005