mickey's definitions

jazz kid/s

Kids whose parents brought them up listening nothing but jazz. They have to wear hand me downs especially faded blue jeans that incidentally look alright. They have been completely exposed to the whole jazz music culture thing since they were born and idolise the jazz legends. They stay up all night experimenting on their piano and attempt writing songs whilst drinking coffee to stay awake. Usually sorta poor and brought up on cheap snack foods like the biscuit kid. They hang out with their parents, uncles, aunts and that generation more than their peers. If the adults are drinking around them, the jazz kid will too, no big deal.

"Benny here today?"
"Nah prolly at home hungover at the piano"
"Yeah such a little jazz kid"
"Gotta love 'im"

by mickey November 23, 2004

The Shaw

The Shaw is an ancient creature with special magical powers. In its native habitat, The Shaw uses low wails and moans to communicate, so it never really adapted to the English language. To understand The Shaw, you must get within 6 inches of it's mouth. This is a double-edged sword though, for The Shaw has breath like Bob Saget's asshole. The Shaw is well known for overusing the phrases "not to be mean, but..." and "but seriously though...". In the magical world where The Shaw prances around, toothbrushes are considered evil and to be avoided at all costs.

"Dude, your grill is like buttery tombstones. You must be friends with The Shaw."

"What the hell is that stench? Oh, The Shaw just yawned."

by mickey July 23, 2004

b.m.w.

Bart Muni & Walking

How most of us get around in San Francisco.

While in the bay area, I travel by bmw.

by Mickey November 23, 2003

cock and bum fun

any anal sex that involves a penis in the ass

He has his cock in her ass

by mickey March 21, 2005

scrimblies

Testicles, Bollocks, Balls, Nuts

I'll kick him in the f**king scrimblies, I've got itchy scrimblies.

by Mickey January 31, 2005

ballet

A form of dance that requires thorough use of technique. Ballet dancers must have this technique and a great deal of strength to be able to do the steps, but also must look graceful and expressive at the same time. Ignorant people do not appreciate the strength and beauty of this high art.

ballet teacher "i want to see you be more expressive with your face"
student "okay, yeah, i was just concentrating on everything else"
ballet teacher "when you're more familiar with the steps it will be easier for you"

by Mickey December 27, 2005

The Nelson

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.

"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"

by mickey July 23, 2004