michele's definitions

townies

Townies are nt scrubbas at all iv stopd bare fyts m8. we dnt lke moshas cz dey r scrubbas n fink der solid, girls r mena wear make-up not lads ya fukin puffs n lambrini n casini r mint drinkz evn do der cheap townies can twat da fukin shit owt ov meny goths n shit.
n y da fuk u callin uz slags we shag cuz we wont 2 so piss off.
rockies-£120
fred perry-£45
lacoste tacksuit-£175
tnz-£100-£150
u du da fukin maths we AINT TRAMPS!!!

dis is a townie convo
reet u sik layd,buzin las nyt ad a bit ov weed n shit
yar fuk me gt wrekd owt me ed piss funi
what is so hard 4 figa owt wat that meenz!!!

by MICHELE February 19, 2005

nat

slang word for just joking

if you make a joke and you dont mean it say "nat" so they'll know your joking

by michele December 29, 2003

PT

an abbrieviation used to trick one's companion or foe into admitting they are either a. not potty trained, or b. a pregnant teenager.

person1: Are you PT?
person2: ...yes?
person1: YOU'RE A PREGNANT TEENAGER!

or

person1: are you PT?
person2: HAHA i know what that is. no i'm not a preg-
person1: ewwww you're not potty trained

by michele February 22, 2004

Morning Woodn't

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

by Michele March 30, 2004

villa

Fabolous uses Villa to mean home or house

"My babys the only one i bring to the villa"

by Michele January 10, 2005

Toe Toe

Tore Up!

"ohhh shit, you is Toe Toe bro"!

by michele January 28, 2004

pie

1. an entire pizza; a pizza pie. commonly used in new york!!!

2. as well as the dessert thing.

Haha, I just ordered 12 pies to be delivered to her house at 2am without her knowing!

by michele February 22, 2004