cell phone *the precious telecommunication device many people CANNOT be without for two seconds!, -connected to their innermost soul* -talking about a MIGHTY IMPORTANT MAN/WOMAN here!!
gina called her soul phone jesus, because it was her savior!
he reached for his soul phone while pumping a lump!
he answered his soul phone while driving 80mph
he reached for his soul phone while pumping a lump!
he answered his soul phone while driving 80mph
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
Get the soul phone mug.sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
Get the oral defecation mug.prostitute/gigolo -there is much to be said for procuring a specialist! i am a hard-core 'hands-on' guy, but sometimes find myself in situations where calling in a specialist would prove to be wise!
he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
Get the call a specialist mug.eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.
after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!
jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!
jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
by michael foolsley October 28, 2012
Get the paint up mug.a gift of clothing given by an older person, or a person who thinks they can determine what another would be caught dead in!! most people fail miserably at this!!
-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
i got a gift of clothes not toys!! i can put something over my buttle anytime!!
i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??
my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??
my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
Get the gift of clothes mug.inability to cook any other way but frying!!. -baking, steaming, boiling OR broiling; totally UNACCEPTABLE!!
if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!
a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.
if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!
a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.
health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked.
all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!
went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!
all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!
went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!
by michael foolsley March 10, 2013
Get the fry-locked mug.dude! thats' pretty funny, you should try to get that in urban dictionary...i did, i got urban dictated!
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