Definitions by michael foolsley

tainted load 

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker

he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load

tainted load by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

hit the chipfem

have sex with the gps woman

my buddy wants to hit the chipfem

hit the chipfem by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

goyjew

a non-jewish person who maintains jews are tight with money, while being a fucking skinflint themselves! (especially with their friends!!!!!) -some goyjews make real jews look like philanthropists!!!

that fucking dude and his mouth!.... hes' nothin' but a fuck-damn goyjew!!!

goyjew by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

deforrestation 

use of miles of toilet paper after a 'bad dung'

that bad bung is going to cause miles of deforrestation

deforrestation by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

earth a toilet 

concept of peeing and deffing on the earth, trashing the earth

just flip your stick out the window earth a toilet!

earth a toilet by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

gives good phone 

sexy voice, -questioning what someone looks like on the phone and being pre-sold until you see them

damn, meg gives good phone but when i saw her she was 300lbs!!

steve gives good phone, sounds like barry white; but looks like a skin covered skeleton dweeb........

gives good phone by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

traveled to rio 

diarrhea

jesus christ, dude! what smells so bad? -i just traveled to rio!

traveled to rio by michael foolsley November 25, 2009