I.A.

irritated asshole -result of a 'bad dung' -no way to take shower or bidet, baby wipes
john wasn't big on deffing at work, as; he'd often get I.A.
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
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get horizontal

i'm pretty merged dude, i think i'll get horizontal!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!
she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
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i'll get the grease!

letting a sex partner know you have some 'wynn's friction-proofing' in your night stand!!

you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
damn, i'm getting all toe' up!! i'll get the grease!

yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!

YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
by michael foolsley May 07, 2011
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transpo

any form of transportation: car, plane, motorcycle weed, lsd, sex, etc -anything that gets one from point a to point b!!
that bitch was QUALITY transpo!!

got me some new transpo!

lets' take my transpo! aint'snt got no transpo!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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financially secure

A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!

basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!

'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!

i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
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loadmaster

the female; -a military cargo jet will have a person dedicated to calculating weight loads and space requirements for transportation of heavy, bulky objects. -the materials will be calculated for weight and 'processed' for delivery.

the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!

some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
joe tag-teamed with that loadmaster, but made sure to slither into his 'propho', first!!

the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!

kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
by michael foolsley May 27, 2011
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