you can't look that good and not pick up sticks ! , it's a natural LAW !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
by michael foolsley April 01, 2021
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let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the apply an oral vacuum mug.popping bubble wrap bubbles and unable to stop until all the bubbles are spent. -enjoying the assorted 'crack' sounds as well. supremely addictive!!
that bitch wouldn't stop with the bubble wrap crack...i was about to get my .45!!
whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
Get the bubble wrap crack mug.(the anti-"hippie" chick!); woman wearing heavy makeup that seems almost reflective! -hence, appearing 'shiny'
these women usually embrace the folding green religion and would love to take a ride on YOUR gravy train!
shiny chicks usually excel in the more physical skills, rather than being some of our greater thinkers!!
these women usually embrace the folding green religion and would love to take a ride on YOUR gravy train!
shiny chicks usually excel in the more physical skills, rather than being some of our greater thinkers!!
theobald found the pickup bar 'shiny chick' repellent!
james picked up a shiny chick, but couldn't get a "stiffy"
ian knew he could never get the shiny chick to go camping!
james picked up a shiny chick, but couldn't get a "stiffy"
ian knew he could never get the shiny chick to go camping!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
Get the shiny chick mug.a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley May 01, 2015
Get the domestic artist mug.man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the float like a butterfly, sting like a bee mug.the female; -a military cargo jet will have a person dedicated to calculating weight loads and space requirements for transportation of heavy, bulky objects. -the materials will be calculated for weight and 'processed' for delivery.
the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!
some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!
some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
joe tag-teamed with that loadmaster, but made sure to slither into his 'propho', first!!
the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!
kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!
kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2011
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