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'homes'

what realtors sell! -'house' is never spoken in real estate!!

according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"

my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
i didn't even know those 'homes' were there!!

lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!

donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
mugGet the 'homes'mug.

currency ratio

ratio of palms needing 'greased' compared to the amount of palms 'offering' currency.
the currency ratio is killing me! everyone and his/her relatives is/are putting the 'touch' on me for money, but very few (IF ANY!) are giving me a road-map to the 'money trees' -ie: many empty palms to my right, extremely few to my left helping to facilitate the transfer!

SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)

this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!
by michael foolsley August 8, 2010
mugGet the currency ratiomug.

juicys

i was moving furniture and caught the head juicys, wheres' my head (doo) rag?

this bitch wouldn't let me off, cause i had the juicys!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
mugGet the juicysmug.

suckle my rectum

self-explanatory!!

what the 'cold snap' of january 2010 (2/3 of usa!) can do!!!!!!!!!!)
he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!

encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!

the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
mugGet the suckle my rectummug.

shiny chick

(the anti-"hippie" chick!); woman wearing heavy makeup that seems almost reflective! -hence, appearing 'shiny'
these women usually embrace the folding green religion and would love to take a ride on YOUR gravy train!

shiny chicks usually excel in the more physical skills, rather than being some of our greater thinkers!!
theobald found the pickup bar 'shiny chick' repellent!

james picked up a shiny chick, but couldn't get a "stiffy"

ian knew he could never get the shiny chick to go camping!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
mugGet the shiny chickmug.

domestic artist

a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !

jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley May 1, 2015
mugGet the domestic artistmug.

more powerful than logic

behavior that is not carefully thought out. dominated more by the physical, than the mental; addiction/s, and sex, are examples of same.
dave got that fat girl 'prag-nut'? whats' up with that?? (response:) -that 'slop pumping' is more powerful than logic!

tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!

DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!

his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
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