michael foolsley's definitions

riding saturn's rings

distracted,out in space, or (slightly!!) high

i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)

-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

oil of dung

the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol

count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!

stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!

by michael foolsley March 1, 2010

take me off

bleeding of the spermatozoa ! (OR, clit-titillation!) the help of another human in reaching the sexual zenith !

breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !

he / she rapidly got down to 'business' trying to take me off !

she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !

by michael foolsley December 19, 2021

extra small drink

a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept

my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...

the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !

get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!

by michael foolsley July 11, 2022

old fashioned sperming

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.

i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

crack that crotch

sex, filling the 'gap' intruding upon the 'nether' region

john is making a fool of himself trying to 'crack that crotch'

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

ungoverned sex

masturbation; i.e. politically and monetarily unaffected sexual act!!

-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)

he finished 'negotiations' with himself, and soon was having ungoverned sex!!

buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex

she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!

by michael foolsley September 3, 2011