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god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak
where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
mugGet the god was drunkmug.

flop-cutting time

hands on the gastrointestinal 'clock' demanding one 'pump a lump'; emptying of ones' bowels; 'take' a shit!; 'have' a shit
churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!

flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!

he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time
by michael foolsley November 6, 2011
mugGet the flop-cutting timemug.

bodies for bulk

the concept of a female with a tight 'blockbuster' body, gaining hard to lose fat (bulk) after pregnancy.

upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)

the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
judy liked sex but said she wasn't interested in meeting me bodies for bulk!!

we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2013
mugGet the bodies for bulkmug.

push through my buttle

food -the concept of processing the food through the intestines, eventually pushing the remnant/s out the buttle (butt hole)

what gave birth to this statement, was being asked if i'd gotten any 'hay for my donkey' when i was an up and coming (rarely) 'workman' by older, (give a young guy a hard time) "rednecks"...

-finding myself hungry, i might realize i need something to push through my buttle!
ah smoked these muggles, now me need something to push through my buttle...

almost a shame to push that beluga through me buttle!

i say! by chance, would you join me in the ritual pre pushing of something through the buttle?
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
mugGet the push through my buttlemug.

move shot

the terribly frustrating eternal burden of the male !! TRYING valiantly to get spermatozoa from point 'a' to point 'b' !
you up for seeing the michael foolsley band jim ? (pre covid) why not? , isle just be trying to move shot

lots of the fellows BURN IN HELL trying to move shot !!
by michael foolsley November 15, 2021
mugGet the move shotmug.

allergic to people

a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
mugGet the allergic to peoplemug.

dualing

puking and 'deffing' simultaneously!
i was hallucinating while dualing, -perhaps i'll party in a less industrial style for a bit...
dualing requires a good bit of dwindling coordination to lessen clean-up!
by michael foolsley February 6, 2010
mugGet the dualingmug.

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