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quaf their quim joys

concept of a human as fire('person') SUPREME!!

satisfaction of ones' sexual/libidinal DEMANDS!!...

putting out 'flames' in ones orifice, (or 'representation' of same) possibly involving hydraulic hose...
the college boys were HELL-BENT to quaf their quim joys!!

she strongly needed to have her quim joys quaffed!!

billy the kid was shot by sheriff pat garrett right after he quaffed his quim joys!!

the two 'mos quaffed their quim joys!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
mugGet the quaf their quim joysmug.

goyjew

a non-jewish person who maintains jews are tight with money, while being a fucking skinflint themselves! (especially with their friends!!!!!) -some goyjews make real jews look like philanthropists!!!
that fucking dude and his mouth!.... hes' nothin' but a fuck-damn goyjew!!!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
mugGet the goyjewmug.
the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!
two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
by michael foolsley July 23, 2022
mugGet the where's all this money supposed to come from ?mug.

sexual reentry

returning to the world of the 'high and dry' from a trip to the milky way, with a sex partner. much mental carbon fiber is needed to avoid burn up upon return to this atmosphere.
my sexual reentry wasn't too bad with judy, her girlfriend took a shine to me.
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the sexual reentrymug.

spermalicious

person, food or object so fine it encourages the semen to flow!!
that human is spermalicious!

that guitar is spermalicious!

that (food item) is spermalicious!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
mugGet the spermaliciousmug.

compartment

an apartment; specifically, an 'efficiency' or extremely small apartment.
i was b-b-banging peyton in my compartment, when her head began hitting the wall!

the hag in the compartment below, started banging on a pipe when we were vigorously 'socking it home' at 3A!!

got to get out of this compartment and get my 40 acres and a mule!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
mugGet the compartmentmug.

pushing me

tailgater hoping you'll either speed up, or get out of the way
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)
this ass-sucker is pushing me...i'm going to have to lose his stupid ass!
this asshole is fucking pushing me
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
mugGet the pushing memug.

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