michael foolsley's definitions
cremation "retort" or 'oven'
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
Get the clinical pizza ovenmug. a concept the more simple-minded cannot wrap their arms around without lengthy explanation. a concept that is quite sound, but still is appearing to be "riding the rings of saturn"
a concept thought up by a twisted mind that isn't readily apparent...or by someone who has "blown their mind on LSD" (me) but had a fertile imagination to begin with!
like 'hyper-space' from the ancient video games!!
a concept thought up by a twisted mind that isn't readily apparent...or by someone who has "blown their mind on LSD" (me) but had a fertile imagination to begin with!
like 'hyper-space' from the ancient video games!!
jake flipped me a statement that was so hyper-abstract, i hit him in the head with a ball-peen hammer!!
those 'in the know' at urban dictionary rejected my concept because it was hyper-abstract (or hyper-stupid!)
those 'in the know' at urban dictionary rejected my concept because it was hyper-abstract (or hyper-stupid!)
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
Get the hyper-abstractmug. the "act" of helping the male remove it's DNA containing fluid , driving it absolutely CRAZY!
the fluid with a resemblance to pus from an infection , and taking an EXTREME toll on the sanity of the male!
draining an infection always proves therapeutic and healthy! unfortunately, the physical equipment the female possesses in difficult to synthesize !!
the fluid with a resemblance to pus from an infection , and taking an EXTREME toll on the sanity of the male!
draining an infection always proves therapeutic and healthy! unfortunately, the physical equipment the female possesses in difficult to synthesize !!
she was enthusiastically trying to grind the poison out of him
she ground the poison out of him
that bird looks like an earthy 'agent' of poison grinding!
grind the poison was NOT PUBLISHED! , so i went off to try and GRIND THE POISON out of myself , by simulation of "coochie"
she ground the poison out of him
that bird looks like an earthy 'agent' of poison grinding!
grind the poison was NOT PUBLISHED! , so i went off to try and GRIND THE POISON out of myself , by simulation of "coochie"
by michael foolsley April 17, 2024
Get the grind the poisonmug. a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.
judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
Get the extended palm syndromemug. by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
Get the electric blondmug. child rearing ! , parenthood
EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??
when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !
go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !
go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
Get the shepherd the punkmug. cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!
joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn
had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
Get the squiggly pornmug.