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a woman who 'gobs on' the makeup, wears tons of jewelry, thrives on being 'pampered', wouldn't be caught dead going camping, thrift shopping, hates getting dirty, sweaty, exercise, TERRIFIED of NUDITY, WORSHIPS money; -best skills are facilitating release of "man-chowder"!! -thinks own body waste is un-odoriferous! a non-'hippie-chick'; a snob!
-never a 'deep' thinker, having only the most superficial of things to discuss. -most smart men are only able to 'deal' briefly, while getting the 'poison' ground out of them, then VANISH!! (aka: spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action)
-never a 'deep' thinker, having only the most superficial of things to discuss. -most smart men are only able to 'deal' briefly, while getting the 'poison' ground out of them, then VANISH!! (aka: spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action)
john: i think i'd like to 'do' that big flashy blonde! bill: -thats' spooky action!!
thats' some spooky action over in the corner, i told that one babe i was a doctor!, i could smell the 'cave drip'
lets' work those spooks over at table 5, i bet we can get 'into gear' -thats' indeed some spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action!!
thats' some spooky action over in the corner, i told that one babe i was a doctor!, i could smell the 'cave drip'
lets' work those spooks over at table 5, i bet we can get 'into gear' -thats' indeed some spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action!!
by michael foolsley June 28, 2011
Get the spooky action mug.the ability or inability of the male to make intelligent decisions when sex is at stake. -to move 'shot', a form of blindness often sets in, possibly making one regret his actions or decisions.
john didn't exhibit much cock logic when he 'hit' the jenkins girl!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
Get the cock logic mug.doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!
he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
damn, i'm getting all toe' up!! i'll get the grease!
yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!
YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!
YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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Get the highsman trophy mug.a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"
i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's
that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!
i wear my dress tims to church
that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!
i wear my dress tims to church
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
Get the dress tims mug.something 'tainted' and no longer 'holy'! impure is commonly used in the catholic church. i really like to use it as a more general term for something that is no longer unsullied,virgin,deflowered,dirty,wrecked/destroyed; generally no longer 'pure' -something that now is no longer 'holy'...
a guy crashed into my new car, and even with body work, it is now rendered impure!!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
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