michael foolsley's definitions

crackle to life

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'

i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

scrub the launch

reluctantly acceptive of a "pick up bar" turn down

jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)

he hated to, but had to scrub the launch

he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch

by michael foolsley September 5, 2022

god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak

where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

curse of sex

tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)

joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

where's all this money supposed to come from ?

the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!

two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)

by michael foolsley July 23, 2022

marinating my chicken

re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)

lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'

wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!

i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

spermalicious

person, food or object so fine it encourages the semen to flow!!

that human is spermalicious!

that guitar is spermalicious!

that (food item) is spermalicious!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009