michael foolsley's definitions

richard anbles

dick and balls -good 'mike hunt' style fake name

haywood jablome emailed, mike hunt, mike ondombroke and richard anbles

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'

that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

rolling slows

a 'snail' driver, doing the "limit" or LESS! -GET FUCKING MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was hot dogging over to jill's for a taste, but was late 'cause i was held hostage by the rolling slows!!!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

might as well get out and walk

something to mutter to oneself when held hostage behind 'snail' driver!!

a turtle could smoke that fuck!...might as well get out and walk!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

quality entertainment

applied to nearly anything even mildly amusing.

this was a reference/term used by a wash. dc record store (waxie maxie's) in the mid-sixties. -to help achieve the original flair, it can be said in kind of a high, winy voice. (-guess you just had to be there!)

that threesome i had was quality entertainment

watching those lesbians work was quality entertainment

that X was quality entertainment

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

cohols

assorted alcohol; mixture of various alcohols resulting in a violent eruption/evacuation. the college boy high; using ones' stomach for a science experiment usually resulting in explosive reactions.

i drank all those cohols and was puking and deffing simultaneously; it was rough, boy!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

concrete ashtray

pile of cigarette butts sitting by the curb at the stoplight

look at at that concrete ashtray!...yo, earth a toilet!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009