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sprung

the sad state of aging underwear when the 'elastic' goes 'bad', and the said 'pair' no longer caresses 'prime parts' effectively. 'the changing of the guard', the metamorphosis of underwear into its' afterlife as a RAG!!
i better toss these 'pants' into the rag bag!, this shit be sprung, jack!

she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!

these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!

gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!

he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
mugGet the sprungmug.

hollis brown

folk song about man who runs out of work, money; then wastes his entire family
-did you hear about that dude up in poop town that pulled a hollis brown? -yeah, i did! -there is a bit of that going on these days, when someone gets their money taken away!!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
mugGet the hollis brownmug.

treatment

judy had troubles and KNEW she need a treatment!!

john gave judy a quality 'treatment'
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
mugGet the treatmentmug.

chariot

TRANSPORTATION! usually a car!!! (isn't it a box, drawn by 'horses'??)
lets' take my chariot! i just changed the oil

my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
mugGet the chariotmug.

choke it back

defecation delay, try(ing) to hold off a def!
i've got to cut a flop but i'm going to choke it back!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the choke it backmug.

somebody ordered slops

it is raining (or going to rain!)
somebody ordered slops, they're going to have to cancel the "big game"

i was going to get out there and do my 'thing', but somebody ordered slops
by michael foolsley November 22, 2011
mugGet the somebody ordered slopsmug.

worker's rhythm

establishment of a working 'pace' at a job, usually performing boring repetitive tasks that can be done in ones' sleep!! one can simply 'tune out', while still perfectly performing the job. you show up a eight, go into your 'trance', look up; and the clock reads 4:30p!

a job with different tasks or more variety requires more concentration, i.e. 'work' or disruption of ones' mental 'rhythm'

this theory could be PART of a job granting one a PERIOD of repetition OR; the entire day of repetitive task/s.
this idea could be experienced in assembly line type jobs, or jobs which entail tasks that always remain pretty much the same.
got a new job! its' going to be a while before i 'learn the job' and get back my worker's rhythm!

mike foolsley dumped a whole pile of new orders on my desk, completely different then last week, disrupting my worker's rhythm!!

working this job is no problem! i've been doing it so long, i just go into a worker's rhythm TRANCE!
by michael foolsley September 8, 2012
mugGet the worker's rhythmmug.

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