jesus's

let's go to jesus's !

really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !

got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
by michael foolsley December 01, 2021
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mirror genius

looking in the mirror and seeing the 'golden child' -he/she who has it all!!!
steph was happy with the image she saw staring back! -everybody knew she was just a mirror genius!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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flametop

'the police' -observation of police lights anywhere around you. the common (most communities now!) mixture of blue and red lights look like something on fire from a distance (especially if one is 'altered'!)

*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
I was "hot-dogging" in my miata, and to my horror, saw flametop in my mirror!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
by michael foolsley January 02, 2022
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loadmaster

the female; -a military cargo jet will have a person dedicated to calculating weight loads and space requirements for transportation of heavy, bulky objects. -the materials will be calculated for weight and 'processed' for delivery.

the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!

some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
joe tag-teamed with that loadmaster, but made sure to slither into his 'propho', first!!

the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!

kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2011
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(-muhammed ali) the easily imagined capabilities of a fine looking woman as regards to sex skills
man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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domestic artist

a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !

jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley May 01, 2015
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