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genetic toilet

male; any kind of 'receptacle' for genetic emission/s.

on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!

for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........

NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
i grabbed a paper towel for use as a genetic toilet!

i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!

my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!

i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
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workout partner

after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!

my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
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light my lecher lamp

visualizing a console inside ones' head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.

the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!

similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
she knew she could light my lecher lamp!!

that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!

he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
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'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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quaf their quim joys

concept of a human as fire('person') SUPREME!!

satisfaction of ones' sexual/libidinal DEMANDS!!...

putting out 'flames' in ones orifice, (or 'representation' of same) possibly involving hydraulic hose...
the college boys were HELL-BENT to quaf their quim joys!!

she strongly needed to have her quim joys quaffed!!

billy the kid was shot by sheriff pat garrett right after he quaffed his quim joys!!

the two 'mos quaffed their quim joys!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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1/2 a perky butt

female; 'perky' butt just starting to get sloppy, the once hypnotic effect now being etched away by human chronological erosion, high fat foods, and/or; lack of exercise, mechanical dependence.

(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)
she looked in the mirror, and now only had 1/2 a perky butt!

i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!

joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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business person's orgasm

ones' naked body being covered with $100 bills!!

severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!

worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!

when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!

sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!

she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
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