Skip to main content

michael foolsley's definitions

fight song

a cheer or cheers used by various teams to 'pump up' competitors.

a song, chant, etc. used by a DNA prison inmate to spur oneself onward and upward to sex!
i made up a fight song about the 'one that got away' specifically to console myself!

a fight song is like a 'work song', used in times of great duress, such as trying to get sex!!

during the battle, he made up a rather blue fight song; which lingered long after he had made a total ass of himself!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
mugGet the fight song mug.

check the street

a phrase for the slightly insane...to be said at one's leisure when ambulatory. a visual check for the secret police, regular police, riff-raff, hit squad, trumpers and/or libtards coming for YOU ! . seeing as how civil war is right on the horizon, a few extra moments to grab your guns (plural, OF COURSE!) is nice !
i'm going to grab a cup of coffee then check the street !
urban dictionary bumped my would be contribution, when i went to check the street !, i didn't take it personally !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2020
mugGet the check the street mug.

folks gettin' right

smoking of the satanic gage, weed, boo, jive stick, etc
i came out of jane's and whiffed some folks gettin' right

john will never be far from where there are folks gettin' right
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
mugGet the folks gettin' right mug.

thank ya much

a business thank you. -time is money...no time for thank you very much!! said by business 'person' imagining money with wings on it.
mike foolsley the insurance man, said thank ya much! then left my house.
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
mugGet the thank ya much mug.

male soul milk

the creamy substance dispensed by the penis that is the literal "essence" of the male ie: ejaculate / spermatozoa
usually a spiritually damning battle is required to get it from point 'a' to point 'b' !
john couldn't find a milk maid to help in removal of his male soul milk !
male soul milk was playing havoc with jim's mental well being !
male soul milk wasn't published, so john went of to the "pickup bar" in search of a 'milk maid' !
by michael foolsley December 20, 2018
mugGet the male soul milk mug.

workout partner

after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!

my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
mugGet the workout partner mug.

clockbit

being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time
jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit

have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!

the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
mugGet the clockbit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email