745 definitions by michael foolsley

scrub the launch

reluctantly acceptive of a "pick up bar" turn down

jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)

he hated to, but had to scrub the launch

he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch

by michael foolsley September 5, 2022

crack or joker

summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??

i came upon a human with a perky butt while playing crack or joker, but it was a DUDE!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

caucasiologist

social scientist whose realm of study is styles, habits, beliefs, movements, and logic patterns of lighter complected peoples

judy was fascinated by the life-styles of the lighter complected peoples; she was an ivy-league caucasiologist!

jim listened to the conservative talk show host with fascination!, he jotted some notes down for his caucasiologist studies.

as the darker complected individual 'ragged on' about his lighter complected "brothers", caucasiologist john struck a match off his pith helmet and lit a cigarette!!

by michael foolsley January 1, 2010

heavy walker

ga-lump, heavy stride of a fat person

she was ga-lumping down the street, she was a heavy walker

he was over 400lbs, he was a heavy walker

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

the axis

what everything revolves around, a very conceited (sarcasm) and/or wise being. -from the jimi hendrix song: axis bold as love

just ask the axis he/she knows everything

we'd better ask the axis, he/she knows everything

that woman thinks shes' the axis

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'

we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

fantasy box

television

dude, i saw this bitch on the fantasy box, nobody can look that good...

-probably an android dude!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009