Definitions by michael foolsley
devil's cologne
god damn dude! what died in there? -oh that! thats' the devil's cologne, i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)
devil's cologne by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
push something
extol something, what sales 'people' do... (this term was actually used by my grandfather, 40 years ago!)
as soon as i walk in the door, somebody calls me to push something
the telephone rang and it was somebody pushing something
the telephone rang and it was somebody pushing something
push something by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
transpo-grounded
the act of grounding oneself (literally) by holding onto the inside latch of an automobile door while sliding out across the seats. this prevents one from getting their pussy, (etc) shocked off as soon as they touch metal.
transpo-grounded by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
treatment
treatment by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
the processing
the paperwork, hoop jumping, cup peeing, sweet talking, etc one must endure in order to get a job and/or sex partner
john wanted a job and a sex partner, but dreaded the processing
the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending
the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending
the processing by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
yappy the dog
any variety of incessantly yapping beloved lap dog (only by its' owner, ie: 'not my child')
someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!
someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!
the crackheads were burglarizing a house when they encountered yappy the dog!!
that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!
that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!
yappy the dog by michael foolsley November 27, 2009