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male soul milk

the creamy substance dispensed by the penis that is the literal "essence" of the male ie: ejaculate / spermatozoa
usually a spiritually damning battle is required to get it from point 'a' to point 'b' !
john couldn't find a milk maid to help in removal of his male soul milk !
male soul milk was playing havoc with jim's mental well being !
male soul milk wasn't published, so john went of to the "pickup bar" in search of a 'milk maid' !
by michael foolsley December 20, 2018
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workout partner

after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!

my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
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folks gettin' right

smoking of the satanic gage, weed, boo, jive stick, etc
i came out of jane's and whiffed some folks gettin' right

john will never be far from where there are folks gettin' right
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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boinging

a super energetic individual 'going off' verbally or physically, consequently 'bouncing around the room' and off the walls like a "super ball" (-a possible meth/crankhead!)
he was boinging so much, my friends and i were dazed and confused!
he was a boingy kind of guy!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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imagination hat

the imaginary hat your second grade teacher told you to put on, but never told you to take off!
using his imagination hat helped john deal with this life!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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super toilet panic

keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!

i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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women's day

christmas!

the day that makes women fly their 'cute' "freak flag" ! men have to go along with it (reluctantly) so as not to jeopardize their "treatments" , (ie: "cut off") there ARE a FEW men who actually claim to like it! , SOME are HETEROsexuals !
godda get these stupid decorations up for joan , for women's day !

the "cuteness" of women's day PUKES !

john claims to LIKE women's day! bert: yah!! , he likes a "slice of pie" , TOO!

one upside of divorce , is 'dumping' christmas or women's day CUTE!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
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