i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail
looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail
looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
hitting a stop light so that you are at the beginning of the cycle. you get the 'joy' of being 'enchanted' by the entire cycle and the movement of others.
-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc
-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc
by michael foolsley January 04, 2010
a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 26, 2023
defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')
(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean
was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean
counting on dunging clean is a mistake
was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean
counting on dunging clean is a mistake
by michael foolsley November 20, 2012
i wanted to 'crack that crotch' HERE AND NOW!
lets' discuss that topic here and now!!
addressing that here and now would be wise!!
lets' discuss that topic here and now!!
addressing that here and now would be wise!!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010
we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??
i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
dave the coke dealer was going to bust on the clock
she knew she'd never get old, she was going to bust on the clock
he'd rather bust on the clock, than get old and rotten
she knew she'd never get old, she was going to bust on the clock
he'd rather bust on the clock, than get old and rotten
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009