michael foolsley's definitions

dunging bun

wrapping several layers of "terlit" paper around itself to avoid 'soiling' the fingers! the final result looking somewhat like a spinster librarian's hair "bun" on the back of her head !

one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !

i made a dunging bun to avoid touching my "grease release"

i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!

by michael foolsley January 17, 2022

tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker

he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

cat lick

catholic -who REALLY gives a shit about the 'h' and the third syllable? -cat lick also provides a nice, abstract 'huh?' flair!!

my new squeeze was cat lick, and wouldn't let me 'bag' my crank!!

that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!

those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"

by michael foolsley May 18, 2011

we are the chumpy ones

we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??

i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

devil's cologne

the rotting corpse, death-like stench of diarrhea

god damn dude! what died in there? -oh that! thats' the devil's cologne, i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

eye

sleep, rest, bedtime

from the slang; "shut-eye" ! eye just seems more "user friendly" and easier to say somehow. people can often (slowly) actually figure out it means sleep! (without an explanation)

i've got (the) insomnia, and almost NEVER get any eye !
(the) cannabis has helped with my TERRIBLE problem getting eye !
i-yi-yi-yi !! ANOTHER night with NO eye !!

by michael foolsley March 27, 2020

try before you buy

pre-marital sex, trying the 'merchandise' before signing any 'contract'!

steve believed strongly in the try before you buy school.

lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.

try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'

by michael foolsley July 31, 2012