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tough talking tocks

hypnotically pert buttocks!!

tight buttocks that TAKE NO PRISONERS!!
that judy has GOT herself a butt!! -you: yeah! tough talking tocks!!

i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
mugGet the tough talking tocksmug.

action my reaction

*high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!
john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
mugGet the action my reactionmug.

scum my bum

lick someones' ass
they didn't give me the job...they can scum my bum!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
mugGet the scum my bummug.

quality transportation

a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'

-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'

OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!

ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)

fat people are often not very quality transportation

she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
by michael foolsley June 6, 2011
mugGet the quality transportationmug.

beauty fart

a perfect or divine fart! -wonderful sonic aura, beautiful bouquet, glorious massage, perfect length, specimen that 'has it all'!! -the "golden child" of farts!!
i blew one that was so perfectly divine i almost got on my knees and prayed! -it was a true beauty fart

megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
mugGet the beauty fartmug.

poons

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
mugGet the poonsmug.

others have destinations

for you to mutter when 'held hostage' behind 'snail driver'
pop doodle driving 20mph in 30 mph zone...-you: others have destinations
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
mugGet the others have destinationsmug.

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