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cage up

prison, jail, lock-up; confinement and isolation from the general public, preventing potential 'stink-on' of others.

(redundant for "victimless crime", like smoking of marijuana)
the 'hard-core' were out to cage up those smoking 'muggles', instead of drinking martinis!

the prosecutor was determined to cage up the asshole that stank on the bodega clerk!

they should cage up that rabid dog minister!!
by michael foolsley June 17, 2011
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upsy daisy bage

something to say to the trash bag as you pick it up.
i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?

upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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jizz witch

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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fight for her arms

female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
she just gets sloppier and sloppier! , she needs to fight for her arms
by michael foolsley August 30, 2023
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held hostage

wanting sex but being with someone who won't 'put out' until their demands are met, subliminally or otherwise!
jim was fighting with (name) and was being held hostage until her/his demands were met!

she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!

he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
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launch my paratroopers

jane helped me launch my paratroopers when she 'let me off'!

it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers

launch of paratroops means much to the male!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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impure

something 'tainted' and no longer 'holy'! impure is commonly used in the catholic church. i really like to use it as a more general term for something that is no longer unsullied,virgin,deflowered,dirty,wrecked/destroyed; generally no longer 'pure' -something that now is no longer 'holy'...
a guy crashed into my new car, and even with body work, it is now rendered impure!!

that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!

after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
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