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that judy has GOT herself a butt!! -you: yeah! tough talking tocks!!
i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the tough talking tocksmug. *high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!
john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
Get the action my reactionmug. by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the scum my bummug. a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'
-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'
OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'
OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)
beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!
ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)
fat people are often not very quality transportation
she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)
fat people are often not very quality transportation
she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!
by michael foolsley June 6, 2011
Get the quality transportationmug. a perfect or divine fart! -wonderful sonic aura, beautiful bouquet, glorious massage, perfect length, specimen that 'has it all'!! -the "golden child" of farts!!
i blew one that was so perfectly divine i almost got on my knees and prayed! -it was a true beauty fart
megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!
megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
Get the beauty fartmug. imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the poonsmug. by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the others have destinationsmug.