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ability to actually ignore/like bulk (fat) and get to the "heart of the matter" (i.e. great personality, and/or to the orifice/tube)
black guys quite often have really good bulk bypass skills!
he didn't have very good bulk bypass skills, preferring the feel of a 'tight' body.
she had terrible bulk bypass skills, even though she was 300lbs!!
steve STRONGLY disliked slim women, he had good bulk bypass skills...
he didn't have very good bulk bypass skills, preferring the feel of a 'tight' body.
she had terrible bulk bypass skills, even though she was 300lbs!!
steve STRONGLY disliked slim women, he had good bulk bypass skills...
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
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john was condemned to dream the dream of sex, as his father before him, but ended up taking matter/s into his own hands. *john hinckley had dreamed the dream of sex!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
by michael foolsley November 19, 2021
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that backward ball cap look along with shants , is the GOOFIEST !
i can't stand fabric bobbing around my knee! , i HATE shants !!
that backward ball cap look along with shants , is the GOOFIEST !
i can't stand fabric bobbing around my knee! , i HATE shants !!
by michael foolsley May 1, 2022
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by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?
i had plenty of food, but no sport food !
jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
i had plenty of food, but no sport food !
jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
by michael foolsley May 3, 2023
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-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!
his theories were plump with lump
my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump
YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
his theories were plump with lump
my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump
YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
by michael foolsley October 28, 2013
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