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a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! THIS IS THE JESUS OF ANY SANDWICH EVER EXISTING, NOW; OR IN THE FUTURE!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach ORGASM!! -till the 'crap' flies out of your stomach "cock"!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -THIS is how you 'blow a load'!!
got hopped up to the 'high heavens', then visited me 'el mcfoolsley's', n' hadda me a gut orgasm! with my cuban mix!!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
Get the cuban mix mug.the KING of toilet plungers!!! shaped somewhat like a trumpet mute which forms a dung locking seal, without a battle or alignment problem! -delivers 'extreme unction' to the 'waste', STRONGLY encouraging departure!!
custodian or "sanitation engineer's" dream!!
custodian or "sanitation engineer's" dream!!
big ed had blown a 'dung', flushed; and experienced toilet choke. he immediately reached for the toilaflex!!
a toilaflex won't take any 'crap' from some crap!
had to get my toilaflex to help baby eat!!
a toilaflex won't take any 'crap' from some crap!
had to get my toilaflex to help baby eat!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
Get the toilaflex mug.the mind 'blanking' on some known information very briefly, such as spelling of a word, grammatical usage; etc!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!
had some momentary dementia when i spelled your as you're!!, when 'your' was required
momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head
momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
Get the momentary dementia mug.lying about ones' penis size and enlargement of same for every lie told, until penis cannot be normally contained in pants, etc
jan: he was a real choadochio, he didn't have much more than a piggie's tail...
such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!
such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
Get the choadochio mug.a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"
udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!
most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!
most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
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