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get into gear

the sex act! -psychically 'traveling' from point 'A' to point 'B' by influence of the motion involved, as well as the 'meshing' of parts!! -by the time one is red lining, he/she better have their seat belt on!!
i'd love to get into gear with that strumpet! -what a way to exit this life!!

she wanted nothing more than to get into gear with her gay friend!! -she knew he would be 'quality transportation'!!

the teen was burning in hell to get into gear!
by michael foolsley June 28, 2011
mugGet the get into gearmug.

gives good phone

sexy voice, -questioning what someone looks like on the phone and being pre-sold until you see them
damn, meg gives good phone but when i saw her she was 300lbs!!

steve gives good phone, sounds like barry white; but looks like a skin covered skeleton dweeb........
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
mugGet the gives good phonemug.

cock one

speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!
john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!

jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
mugGet the cock onemug.

sexy sandwich

a hand held food item that is such a 'taste treat delight' it has the stomach (or mouth) clitoris/glans all a-tingle!
that was one sexy sandwich, as it got shorter; i HATED to see it leave!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
by michael foolsley February 22, 2011
mugGet the sexy sandwichmug.

working rag

NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!
i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.

wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!
by michael foolsley April 7, 2011
mugGet the working ragmug.

float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water
john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the float someonemug.

lesser-god stumble

watching the 'high and mighty' take a 'tumble', falling prey to their more 'base' instincts. (I LOVE IT!!)

those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!
the politician put a 'hot load' in his mistress, and DANG! if it didn't 'take'!! -what a lesser-god stumble!

i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"

the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!
by michael foolsley June 19, 2011
mugGet the lesser-god stumblemug.

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