cocksman's lament

whole lot of labor and frustration for a teaspoon of funk!!
cleaning himself up, jack was doing the cocksman's lament
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
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sexy sandwich

a hand held food item that is such a 'taste treat delight' it has the stomach (or mouth) clitoris/glans all a-tingle!
that was one sexy sandwich, as it got shorter; i HATED to see it leave!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
by michael foolsley February 02, 2011
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hard bage

non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)
i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft

time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?

got me lots of hard bage
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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quaf their quim joys

concept of a human as fire('person') SUPREME!!

satisfaction of ones' sexual/libidinal DEMANDS!!...

putting out 'flames' in ones orifice, (or 'representation' of same) possibly involving hydraulic hose...
the college boys were HELL-BENT to quaf their quim joys!!

she strongly needed to have her quim joys quaffed!!

billy the kid was shot by sheriff pat garrett right after he quaffed his quim joys!!

the two 'mos quaffed their quim joys!
by michael foolsley May 31, 2011
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live ammunition

active spermatozoa
it turned out john wasn't just shooting blanks, he was shooting live ammunition
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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compartment

an apartment; specifically, an 'efficiency' or extremely small apartment.
i was b-b-banging peyton in my compartment, when her head began hitting the wall!

the hag in the compartment below, started banging on a pipe when we were vigorously 'socking it home' at 3A!!

got to get out of this compartment and get my 40 acres and a mule!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
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like a jewel

something that cannot be improved on! -another version is 'shines like gold' (or shining)
i checked for my potential definition in urban dictionary and abandoned it, three different people had put it like a jewel, i couldn't beat that!
he handled that business deal like a jewel
her bare glands gave good air; like jewels
that emerald shined like a jewel
that tool worked like a jewel
by michael foolsley February 02, 2010
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