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belch speak

forming words with ones' mouth while belching...only the true belch 'masters' can get more than about a phrase before the gas expires.

belch speaking 'excuse me' is always a 'hit'...-this totally derails prudes, mothers, women and other assorted belch-haters! (belching SO low-class!)

-this is an activity that never fails to delight/entertain!! -perfect for knocking many humans off their 'pedestal'
i told her i loved her in belch speak

i apologized to the principal in belch speak

belch speak is an art form limited only by the imagination!!
by michael foolsley January 18, 2011
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pop rocks

the creamy 'candy' dispensed from the penis !
john was working overtime trying to 'crack that crotch' and pop rocks
he popped his rocks !
by michael foolsley December 14, 2018
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lethargist

when in rehab, my buddy was asked what religion he was...-i'm a lethargist, said he!!
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
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cretinesque

someone exhibiting questionable mental ability. displaying evidence of little thought or research in ones' thoughts or actions. operating more by 'feel' as opposed to carefully planned and/or 'thought out' actions.

behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
michael foolsley had shown cretinesque tendencies when he started the food fight at lord and lady fauntleroy's dinner party!!

doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!

alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
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bulk never rests

like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging

IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests

lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !

jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
by michael foolsley July 6, 2023
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mmm, mmm, mmm!

phophetic words of observational wisdom from the genius responsible for writing the brilliant song of the streets, 'i'm a girl watcher'

what editor ANYWHERE would argue with the undeniable wisdom of: i'm a girl watcher, i'm a girl watcher, watchin' girls go by, my, my, my! -here comes one now!! mmm, mmm, mmm! -even a gay individual might be affected positively!

another of the song lines is: 'i wonder if you know that you're putting on a show!' -there is no argument for this observation!

of course, the above sentiment MAY make a case for 'slamming' me for being "politically incorrect"....-the song however, LIVES ON!!; speaking for itself!!
watching the unbelievable sidewalk 'show', joe could only mutter, mmm, mmm, mmm!

at the gay bar, leo looked at what walked in the door, thinking; mmm, mmm, mmm!!

as his non-run of the mill cusine was served, he could only think, mmm, mmm, mmm!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
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church junk

i was workin' this babe at foolsley's, but when she started talking church junk; i went limp!!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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