Definitions by michael foolsley
conduit
johns' unit is a conduit for 'hot sauce'
that mike fuhlsley is clever!; AND a conduit for information!
i put my conduit is her/his orifice!
that mike fuhlsley is clever!; AND a conduit for information!
i put my conduit is her/his orifice!
conduit by michael foolsley December 29, 2009
gift of clothes
a gift of clothing given by an older person, or a person who thinks they can determine what another would be caught dead in!! most people fail miserably at this!!
-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
i got a gift of clothes not toys!! i can put something over my buttle anytime!!
i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??
my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??
my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
gift of clothes by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
sex surrogate gift
gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!
you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
sex surrogate gift by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
call a specialist
prostitute/gigolo -there is much to be said for procuring a specialist! i am a hard-core 'hands-on' guy, but sometimes find myself in situations where calling in a specialist would prove to be wise!
he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
call a specialist by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
my chateau
lets' surrey over to my chateau for a 'treat'
my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!
i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!
my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!
i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!
my chateau by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
god was drunk
god was drunk by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
neighborhood sorehead
the one neighbor or party living around you sure to stink on one thing or another that you do...(loud music, parking of car/s, barking dog/s, "junk" cars,...on & on!!) -this can pretty much apply 'globally' too, ie: al-queda could be the neighborhood sorehead!
it can work in reverse too, where YOU can be the neighborhood sorehead, if YOU have these above things torturing YOU!! -in a "community" a certain degree of 'civility' does apply, and goes a long way!!
it can work in reverse too, where YOU can be the neighborhood sorehead, if YOU have these above things torturing YOU!! -in a "community" a certain degree of 'civility' does apply, and goes a long way!!
neighborhood sorehead by michael foolsley December 27, 2009