god's golf partner

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -a pretty serious, 'certified' "little jesus", if hes'/shes' 'big' enough to play golf with god!!!
that mike foolsley thinks hes' god's golf partner!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!

-words used by the female lucky enough to be in the throes of orgasm. -another of life's more blissful moments. what sane person would want to stop?
unh, squish, unh, squish, unh, squish, DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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post their fees

when an apparent 'hot-shit' restaurant does not put a menu copy visible from the outside, so one doesn't have to step inside only to find out the restaurant fares/fees are too prohibitive. -this can often result in a clumsy human encounter. -and yes, i know...if you have to know the price you can't afford it!!! -OH YEAH??!!, WE'LL FUCK YOU!!!!
judy and i decided to go to mcfoolsley's, but backed off when we noticed they didn't post their fees

i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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merged

transcedentally high!, super fucked-up, supremely altered on one or more substances!
dude, i saw joe floating around on a magic carpet, i'm gonna tell you here and now, he was merged!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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savior

john wondered exactly who was going to 'save' him, then happened to look in the mirror; seeing his savior.

even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!
by michael foolsley November 01, 2011
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rolling slows

a 'snail' driver, doing the "limit" or LESS! -GET FUCKING MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was hot dogging over to jill's for a taste, but was late 'cause i was held hostage by the rolling slows!!!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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currency ratio

ratio of palms needing 'greased' compared to the amount of palms 'offering' currency.
the currency ratio is killing me! everyone and his/her relatives is/are putting the 'touch' on me for money, but very few (IF ANY!) are giving me a road-map to the 'money trees' -ie: many empty palms to my right, extremely few to my left helping to facilitate the transfer!

SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)

this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!
by michael foolsley August 08, 2010
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