rave-up

wild party or music situation that is largely off the track, off the wall, off the hook, e.t.c.

there was a 60s' yardbirds album called, 'lets' have a rave-up' this alluded to extended guitar soloing, feedback, assorted abstract musical departure.

rave-up could lend itself to the more modern 'rave', where the object also is to 'get wild'!!

'rave-up' has some history with the influence of psychedelic drugs upon those musicians who would, "shake the air" (-frank zappa)

someone 'raving' could (and should!) be perceived as 'out of their head', ie: geniune insanity, or temporary insanity/drug influence...this is not always all bad!!
i went to the rave-up and when the band got back on the ground, everyone was stunned!

it was a banner rave-up! everybody got wild or off!!

she tried to get bill to go to the rave-up, but he had to go to the church fellowship meeting!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
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my guts are churning!

a serious warning sign one had better get near a toilet!!
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
thats' all well and good, mom; but... -(mom:) where you going, sam?? MY GUTS ARE CHURNING!
by michael foolsley May 10, 2011
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piscetarian

john is a piscetarian, hes' GOT to be homo!!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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party doll

young woman capable of spontaneous celebration!, -preparation and appointment rarely needed.

a rare and wonderful species, these stellar attributes usually 'wash away' with the ticking of the 'biological" clock. -one usually doesn't have to wait for the party doll.

party dolls are usually quick to 'grind the poison' out of a fellow in 'pain'.
jane will want to go, shes' a true party doll!
by michael foolsley November 21, 2009
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sock hole shift

switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)

sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...
john had a toe poking through a sock hole, time to sock hole shift; he thought!
by michael foolsley January 09, 2010
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bill shitmored

selling anything/everything by hiring william shatner (capt.kirk-star trek) to 'hawk' it for you
how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!

we need to bill shitmore our new business!
by michael foolsley January 26, 2010
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contract warp

deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'

usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)

when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!

contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!

layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
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