number one inter-cranial question when/while one is getting 'sold' or 'bamboozled' by sales-'person'. price is ALWAYS avoided until they spot the drool hanging from your lips.
one can mutter: lets' talk money! inside ones' head as the 'life-saving' attributes are being displayed. -really nice to know from the start if its (price) even in your 'league' (see: post their fees)
one can mutter: lets' talk money! inside ones' head as the 'life-saving' attributes are being displayed. -really nice to know from the start if its (price) even in your 'league' (see: post their fees)
...and the orgasamatron 500 cuts, slices, dices, takes you off, turns dungs into gold and...(you) lets' talk money
let me show you this newer unit, it...(you) lets' talk money
let me show you this newer unit, it...(you) lets' talk money
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
who did you get the 'drugs' from? (or not)
used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)
a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something
used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)
a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something
guy going 'wild': whos' your travel agent?
woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?
snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:
whos' your travel agent?
woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?
snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:
whos' your travel agent?
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
setting down with a nice bag of 'product', or other kind of 'healing' joy! -preparing for the 'pain/s' to melt away!!
after performing major brain surgery, dr mcdreamy sat down to 'unwind' with a brand new bag of 'skonk', -'whole lot of healing' he mumbled to himself!!
judy's crotch was a whole lot of healing for matt
judy's crotch was a whole lot of healing for matt
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
those deathly afraid of ever baring their 'treasures', who worship at the altar of the fabric covered
alison had the skin phobia, she'd never bare her 'treasures'
the church had poisoned her mind, she would never bare her 'treasures'
the church had poisoned her mind, she would never bare her 'treasures'
by michael foolsley December 15, 2009
suggestion for those/he/she who has wronged one!! encouragement for these same individuals to find 'great glory' from the smell of my shit, or farts!!
they turned you down for the job! -yeah, well they can rally round my butt stink!!
those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!
those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!
those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!
those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
by michael foolsley July 26, 2012
a nail that splits or separates, catching on anything/everything ESPECIALLY POLYESTER!! if you aren't close to a nail clipper, this 'barb' will torture you for all eternity until you can 'chaw' it off; or find some kind of tool that will 'fix' it up!
me gonna sucker-punch this nail barb!!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010