michael foolsley's definitions

get hopping

-jump into 'gear', get fucking moving!!

when i 'barked' orders my computer wouldn't get hopping, then went pale and and stank on me!

the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping

duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...

by michael foolsley March 13, 2010

sprung

the sad state of aging underwear when the 'elastic' goes 'bad', and the said 'pair' no longer caresses 'prime parts' effectively. 'the changing of the guard', the metamorphosis of underwear into its' afterlife as a RAG!!

i better toss these 'pants' into the rag bag!, this shit be sprung, jack!

she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!

these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!

gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!

he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!

by michael foolsley November 12, 2013

hollis brown

folk song about man who runs out of work, money; then wastes his entire family

-did you hear about that dude up in poop town that pulled a hollis brown? -yeah, i did! -there is a bit of that going on these days, when someone gets their money taken away!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

treatment

the sex act

judy had troubles and KNEW she need a treatment!!

john gave judy a quality 'treatment'

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

cup peeer's syndrome

knowledge of a potential or upcoming pee-test, -those whose money is 'on holiday', with the 'shakes' re: smoking 'boo' and being found "dirty"; consequently remaining 'poor'
-little patience with 'clean-u-up' systems!

skonk dude? -no thanks!, me afraid; i've got cup peeer's syndrome!!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

simple feel

a person BEING a female's "braw" , ie: "copping a feel" the glorious tactile shape of the gland/s under the hands pouring gasoline on an otherwise extremely "'flammable' circumstance

the simple glory of this as opposed to the much more challenging (and fraught with bullshit)

'envelopment' of the 'shot'

all he wanted was a simple feel, he didn't even care about "pumping shot" !!

he could think of NOTHING more desirable than a simple feel !

hail ! , the simple feel (job) "just ask the blind man! , he 'saw' it ALL !! "

by michael foolsley December 23, 2021

full light cycle

hitting a stop light so that you are at the beginning of the cycle. you get the 'joy' of being 'enchanted' by the entire cycle and the movement of others.

-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc

shit, i'm going to hit that 'evil' light full light cycle

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010