by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
you'd best know i'm going to punch her cheeks!!
there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks
she was willing to let him punch her cheeks
there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks
she was willing to let him punch her cheeks
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
by michael foolsley February 03, 2010
any variety of incessantly yapping beloved lap dog (only by its' owner, ie: 'not my child')
someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!
someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!
the crackheads were burglarizing a house when they encountered yappy the dog!!
that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!
that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
filmy, plastic shopping bags flipping around, everywhere and anywhere.
what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!
what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!
john HAD to control the urban tumbleweeds! he couldn't have one 'wafting' over the baby's head!!
they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!
they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
lets' surrey over to my chateau for a 'treat'
my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!
i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!
my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!
i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
something that has "worn out its' welcome" and is unable to 'get the hint' that you want its' stupid ass GONE!!
cut a flop, but the dung wouldn't flush; and was the company that wouldn't leave!
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.
by michael foolsley February 19, 2010