climaxless life

the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.

any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.

sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)

-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!

sue had never suffered a climaxless life

her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
by michael foolsley June 19, 2012
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action my reaction

*high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!
john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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keys to the kingdom

being given the 'green light' for sex! -bliss for men and even liked by a few women!!
judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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frosty freezer

golf partner of the "fiery furnace" !! (where you 'burn' for ALL ETERNITY !! correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't fire CONSUME things ??) i assume in the frosty freezer , one wouldn't be 'consumed' from hypothermia, one would just be COLD all the time! -perhaps "de debbil" also manufactures the truth, like the "teflon don" !!
you don't BELIEVE ?? you're going straight to the frosty freezer !!

those lesbians sent john to the frosty freezer !!
by michael foolsley March 07, 2022
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mirror genius

looking in the mirror and seeing the 'golden child' -he/she who has it all!!!
steph was happy with the image she saw staring back! -everybody knew she was just a mirror genius!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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christmas car sales delusion

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2010
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perky butt

buttocks that are primarily tight muscle, incorporating a snapping, crisp movement while walking. the snapping motion lends itself to fantasies of the sex act
she had a perky butt that was excruciating to watch!

a perky butt tends to command attention

how criminal to observe departure of a perky butt
by michael foolsley March 11, 2010
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