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the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons
john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch
that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch
i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!
samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch
i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!
samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
by michael foolsley July 10, 2010
Get the popeye punch mug.she was the possessor of some massives, that dominated my libido.
my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!
need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!
russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!
need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!
russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
by michael foolsley November 4, 2011
Get the massives mug.FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'
a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...
judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...
judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
Get the shape distortion mug.some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
Get the cream just anywhere mug.prison, jail, lock-up; confinement and isolation from the general public, preventing potential 'stink-on' of others.
(redundant for "victimless crime", like smoking of marijuana)
(redundant for "victimless crime", like smoking of marijuana)
the 'hard-core' were out to cage up those smoking 'muggles', instead of drinking martinis!
the prosecutor was determined to cage up the asshole that stank on the bodega clerk!
they should cage up that rabid dog minister!!
the prosecutor was determined to cage up the asshole that stank on the bodega clerk!
they should cage up that rabid dog minister!!
by michael foolsley June 17, 2011
Get the cage up mug.i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?
upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the upsy daisy bage mug.hes' got a trust fund, he can tap that oasis and buy all the pie he can fuck or eat! -i've got hustlers a-hustle tryin' to tap my oasis!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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