just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
jim went in the pickup bar , but inside were nothing but seed throwers !!
Rebecca was TIRED of seed throwers ! and desired a nice, "slice" of PIE !!
Rebecca was TIRED of seed throwers ! and desired a nice, "slice" of PIE !!
by michael foolsley January 05, 2022
i saw his harley and got moist
i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!
the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!
rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!
the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!
rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
by michael foolsley March 02, 2010
an area you haven't been to in a very, very, long time. you remember it one way, but by the time you get back the 'developers' have closed in, and though the 'lay of the land' is pretty much the same, new buildings/architecture (bizarrechitecture? (-urban dict.word!) have 'gone up' and you no longer recognize the place.
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
when at the therapists', invariably the doctor has a patient 'locking horns' with whatever the "patient's" malady is, ie: fear of flying- go flying, fear of people- seek out people, fear of heights- go up a big tower, etc...
one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!
one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!
john wanted to meet women, but had to call upon his inner psychiatrist to get himself where the 'birds' were
judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.
jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'
joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!
judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.
jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'
joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!
by michael foolsley July 03, 2010