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somebody ordered slops

it is raining (or going to rain!)
somebody ordered slops, they're going to have to cancel the "big game"

i was going to get out there and do my 'thing', but somebody ordered slops
by michael foolsley November 22, 2011
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choke it back

defecation delay, try(ing) to hold off a def!
i've got to cut a flop but i'm going to choke it back!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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American fat

a phrase coined by some dutch visitors to the states, which is a reference to the particularly sorry state here of "sloppy FAT" (A.K.A. = protoplasm "challenged") unlike any other country in the world, remaining a continuing source of horrification for visitors from any other nations!

of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!
dutch visitor- how do you suppose they grow 'em so large ?? (response) not sure! , that's American fat !!

let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!
by michael foolsley July 12, 2022
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papers

as in: can i see your papers, please!

a driver license or other form of identification. not being very worldly, travel wise, i ASSUME there are borders where they STILL say this! it's certainly common in the old movies, 'agents' ETERNALLY asking to see someone's papers!
the question man pulled me over for whatever reason, asking to see my papers!
the border guard asked to see jim's papers!
i had to hand over my papers to the trooper!
by michael foolsley September 17, 2022
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party doll

young woman capable of spontaneous celebration!, -preparation and appointment rarely needed.

a rare and wonderful species, these stellar attributes usually 'wash away' with the ticking of the 'biological" clock. -one usually doesn't have to wait for the party doll.

party dolls are usually quick to 'grind the poison' out of a fellow in 'pain'.
jane will want to go, shes' a true party doll!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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might as well smear it on my guts !

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)
dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !
by michael foolsley December 3, 2020
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soft cursing

(BRITISH PERSON LANGUAGE SKILLS CHALLENGE!!)

a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)

i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!

real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)

let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!

she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself

suckle my dual function drainage hose!!

the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
by michael foolsley June 20, 2011
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