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big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)
when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
by michael foolsley July 8, 2011
Get the nun shoes mug.when i 'barked' orders my computer wouldn't get hopping, then went pale and and stank on me!
the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping
duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...
the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping
duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...
by michael foolsley March 13, 2010
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my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")
this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)
seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")
this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)
seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
did you get through to wendy yet? fuck no, all i got was the blatting, and her mobile is off!!...-shit, man-fuucck!
needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!
needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw
me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)
BIB wearing time!!
an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)
BIB wearing time!!
i was distracted by coo, before i noticed my sandwich skate!
not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!
my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!
my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
by michael foolsley January 19, 2011
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my boss got me confused with a toilet
my tv confused me with a toilet last night
john's wife confused him with a toilet
my tv confused me with a toilet last night
john's wife confused him with a toilet
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
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