stomach sex

filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.

it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.

the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)

man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!

that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!

i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

snap to

suddenly come alive!, abruptly be totally focused, immediate start, sudden locked focus, burst into life

the new recruits wouldn't snap to
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!

by michael foolsley September 13, 2022

DNA prison

the scrotum/testicles -housing for 'political prisoners'

judy was just about to break me out of DNA prison when the fucking phone rang! -can't ignore THAT!!

DNA prison has encapsulated many a convict!

guilty until proven innocent in DNA prison!

lot o' the fellas burnin' in hell in DNA prison!

one has to FIGHT!, FIGHT!, FIGHT! to survive, when in DNA prison!!

one must break self out of DNA prison!

by michael foolsley August 19, 2010

dino rock

ancient rock n' roll -something your dinosaur ancestors "grooved" to!

john brought over some dino rock to thanksgiving and scared his nephews off.

i hate that dino rock!, me for some CURRENT 'hep cats and kittens!!'

that dino rock can suckle my cock!

by michael foolsley January 06, 2010

info shift

-transfer of information from outdated media ie: vhs, beta, cassete, to media du jour

dave was about to info shift, when cindy stopped by; ready to 'grind the poison' out of him!

by michael foolsley December 03, 2009

embrace the devil

try to like or understand something you dislike, don't understand, or perhaps don't know as much as you think you know about it

walk in anothers' shoes

that rush limbaughs a fat prick, but we went out drinking and i had a good time- hes' cool, i had to embrace the devil with him.

judy had to embrace the devil when having her first anal

i went out with a bunch of liberals, -man, before i knew it i was smokin' weed...they were all right! i had to embrace the devil with them.

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

tearass

a HUGE fart that hurts when exiting!

judy cut a tearass and her face reddened, but john swooned!

a tearass is a rare and precious fart!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009