thats not 'news'!

something for you to mutter after hearing the same fucking story the news media/s have 'glommed' on to ad nauseam!!

after hearing the same story over and over for a week+, you can mutter: thats not 'news'!
the news media won't give up on the story!, its' been two weeks...thats not 'news'!

like many of my definitions, 'the thumbs down clown' will probably not like: thats not 'news'!, either!!

lots of my (good) stuff gets rejected!...thats not 'news'!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2011
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well then DIE!, damn you!

a statement useful for anti-vaxxers. it was stated by a S.E. Kansas physician (1930's?) related to me by my dead momma

physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:

patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!

as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'

as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
i'm not letting the gub mint put a micro chip in MY body...! "well then DIE!, damn you!"
by michael foolsley March 07, 2022
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skin phobia

those deathly afraid of ever baring their 'treasures', who worship at the altar of the fabric covered
alison had the skin phobia, she'd never bare her 'treasures'

the church had poisoned her mind, she would never bare her 'treasures'
by michael foolsley December 15, 2009
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buttle kotex

pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks
shit! thought pontius, this is going to call for a buttle kotex!!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
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whistle for cancer

whistling for cancer like you were calling you're dog!!

response to someone expressing concerns that an activity like eating or smoking, can have hidden potential, risks for cancer.
also, a 'devil may care', masochistic, 'don't give a damn'!, 'bring it on'!! attitude towards the 'called out' activity.

-if there were charlatans re: health all through history, why would we be any 'smarter' now? better technology is not a definite 'catch-all'. -cell phones are suspect now, lap held radar guns have proven to give cops 'ball' cancer, so why couldn't something as simple and innocuous as say, plastic; be a cancer causer?? (radio & cell waves?) asbestos and DDT, once worshiped; now have the 'stamp of the devil'

-hey, hey, hey, "its' all good!" -'whistle for cancer'!!
hey bull!, you sure eat a lot of 'shit sandwiches'! '-whistle for cancer'!!
you're not worried breathing all those paint fumes?? '-whistle for cancer'!!
-you sure got a thing for those cig-o-rets, mi-cole!! -whistle for cancer!
you could catch 'the' cancer soaking up all that 'tainted shot'!! -whistle for cancer!!
by michael foolsley February 04, 2010
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bung dungs

eat, eating, consumption of food; e.t.c.

a bung hole is the hole in the middle of a barrel or cask, used for filling. bung hole also has served as slang for an 'asshole'.

dungs are MY def. for FOOD, if one could only imagine the future of their food...it ends up in the toilet, right? , hence dungs!
wheres' karen? (response:) i think she went out to bung dungs.

i was bunging dungs and hated to imagine my spectacular meal turning to lumpy, smelly, waste!!

lets' head on over to foolsley's and bung dungs
by michael foolsley March 01, 2012
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beer ejack

when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)

-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!

my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to

'mop up'!!

a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
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