'magic' words stated by a female that KNOWS she won't be getting "preggams"
a "pure" sex experience without the (required) 'manufacturing' of others! , invitation of: the "company who wouldn't LEAVE"!
a "pure" sex experience without the (required) 'manufacturing' of others! , invitation of: the "company who wouldn't LEAVE"!
we were "churning and burning", when she stated , go ahead and CUM ! i felt an INTENSE wave of peace, freedom and JOY !
she said, go ahead and CUM ! , i was OVERJOYED! , i FLOODED her tubing !!
she said, go ahead and CUM ! , i was OVERJOYED! , i FLOODED her tubing !!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2022
Get the go ahead and CUM !mug. being depicted by speed camera
by michael foolsley June 02, 2011
Get the gatso-rapedmug. i'm going to sic the dogs on that bastard with the loud muffler!
lets' sic the dogs on those teens 'socking it home' in the abandoned mcfoolsley property!!
lets' sic the dogs on those bastard 'pot' heads!!
lets' sic the dogs on those teens 'socking it home' in the abandoned mcfoolsley property!!
lets' sic the dogs on those bastard 'pot' heads!!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
Get the sic the dogsmug. the well scrubbed, perfect skin types, those with somewhat of a 'glow' emanating from their skin. usually women
she was so fresh faced and seemingly innocent, it would have been hard to imagine the grinding she was capable of administering!!
even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!
even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the fresh facedmug. industrial clean-up after after supremly messy evacuation, what is done to your mama at the nursing home, what janitor or 'sanitation engineer' does...
ah blowed me a big flop, now i need custodial care!!
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care
by michael foolsley November 29, 2009
Get the custodial caremug. i wanted to 'crack that crotch' HERE AND NOW!
lets' discuss that topic here and now!!
addressing that here and now would be wise!!
lets' discuss that topic here and now!!
addressing that here and now would be wise!!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010
Get the here and nowmug. "hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
by michael foolsley April 14, 2022
Get the Jesus strapsmug.