michael foolsley's definitions
CHOCOLATE -an oral 'treat'; as is cunnilingus! though 'CHAW' clit suggests roughness, it remains oral based! one doesn't necessarily 'chaw' (or chew) a clitoris, the wise person utilizes more of a tongue-caress.
upon experiencing the explosive results of this, the question of 'goodness' and/or validity of a 'ramming penis' seems desirable to the male only! -the emphasis of the tongue as regards to lesbians, should provide a masters degree education for the male.
AS a male, 'ramming to oblivion' DOES carry a bit of 'charm' but, as a would-be "gentleman", i like to 'mix-it-up'!!! -besides NOBODY deserves to go home unhappy!!
-NOW, time 4 some CHAW CLIT!!
upon experiencing the explosive results of this, the question of 'goodness' and/or validity of a 'ramming penis' seems desirable to the male only! -the emphasis of the tongue as regards to lesbians, should provide a masters degree education for the male.
AS a male, 'ramming to oblivion' DOES carry a bit of 'charm' but, as a would-be "gentleman", i like to 'mix-it-up'!!! -besides NOBODY deserves to go home unhappy!!
-NOW, time 4 some CHAW CLIT!!
he ate a piece of chaw clit while dreaming of lapping clit!
this chaw clits' almost as good as realclit!!
me like to lick you like chaw clit (subliminal message! and/or pickup line!)
this chaw clits' almost as good as realclit!!
me like to lick you like chaw clit (subliminal message! and/or pickup line!)
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the chaw clitmug. by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
Get the tainted loadmug. catholic -who REALLY gives a shit about the 'h' and the third syllable? -cat lick also provides a nice, abstract 'huh?' flair!!
my new squeeze was cat lick, and wouldn't let me 'bag' my crank!!
that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!
those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!
those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
Get the cat lickmug. young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"
judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!
putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!
putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
Get the perkersmug. john liked a creme horn more than pie, this was his taster's choice!
sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies
rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies
rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
Get the taster's choicemug. sleep, rest, bedtime
from the slang; "shut-eye" ! eye just seems more "user friendly" and easier to say somehow. people can often (slowly) actually figure out it means sleep! (without an explanation)
from the slang; "shut-eye" ! eye just seems more "user friendly" and easier to say somehow. people can often (slowly) actually figure out it means sleep! (without an explanation)
i've got (the) insomnia, and almost NEVER get any eye !
(the) cannabis has helped with my TERRIBLE problem getting eye !
i-yi-yi-yi !! ANOTHER night with NO eye !!
(the) cannabis has helped with my TERRIBLE problem getting eye !
i-yi-yi-yi !! ANOTHER night with NO eye !!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2020
Get the eyemug. degree of measurement by which a human (and their sex parts!!) becomes a 'FOOD ITEM'!!
i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
shes'/hes' got a high degree of edibility!! one doesn't make a 'mess' in/on that; one EATS THAT!!
she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
Get the edibilitymug.