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financially secure

A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!

basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!

'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!

i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
mugGet the financially securemug.

no entertainment

scanning both "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AND cable, only to find nothing but ho-hum listings...
damn! , NO entertainment ! , might as well go out for a run!

PBS NOW (post covid) specializes in NO entertainment !

499 channels and NOTHING is on ! yeah, those police shows leave me cold! NO entertainment ! (and i DON'T want to buy a goddamn NEW CAR !!) i have a nice, "skin pastry bag" to sell THEM !!
by michael foolsley July 24, 2022
mugGet the no entertainmentmug.

the healing

surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!

bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
mugGet the the healingmug.

sprung a leak

cut oneself, 'draw' blood
just one moment, i need a bandaid, -i've just fucking sprung a leak!!

that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!

after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
mugGet the sprung a leakmug.

pumped up chump

self-infatuation mentally and/or physically
daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
mugGet the pumped up chumpmug.

how nice for you

i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!
-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!

jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!

i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!
by michael foolsley December 18, 2009
mugGet the how nice for youmug.

get rubbery

take muscle relaxants or other magic pharmaceuticals 'for your health', providing a rubbery feeling similar to being drunk, but with a bit more clarity.
fuck those beers lets' get rubbery!

she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
mugGet the get rubberymug.

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