terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!
john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
by michael foolsley January 05, 2010
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doability

-measure of ones' sex appeal (-doug "greaseman" tracht)
that bitch has got 90% doability!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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scrub the launch

reluctantly acceptive of a "pick up bar" turn down
jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)

he hated to, but had to scrub the launch

he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
by michael foolsley September 05, 2022
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magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
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$64,000 question

what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk?
john looked at his erection and asked himself the $64,000 question. -he didn't have a very long line of people waiting to 'take him off'.........
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
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speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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MY DEAD DOG !

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
by michael foolsley March 30, 2022
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