michael foolsley's definitions

hollis brown

folk song about man who runs out of work, money; then wastes his entire family

-did you hear about that dude up in poop town that pulled a hollis brown? -yeah, i did! -there is a bit of that going on these days, when someone gets their money taken away!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

treatment

the sex act

judy had troubles and KNEW she need a treatment!!

john gave judy a quality 'treatment'

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

gut nut

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)

-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)

haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!

the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!

a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!

celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2011

transpo-grounded

the act of grounding oneself (literally) by holding onto the inside latch of an automobile door while sliding out across the seats. this prevents one from getting their pussy, (etc) shocked off as soon as they touch metal.

tina transpo-grounded herself as she exited the car so she wouldn't get zipped.

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

get hopping

-jump into 'gear', get fucking moving!!

when i 'barked' orders my computer wouldn't get hopping, then went pale and and stank on me!

the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping

duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...

by michael foolsley March 13, 2010

nun shoes

big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)

when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!

she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!

she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!

by michael foolsley July 8, 2011

info mirage

when electronic information disappears before one can absorb it.

especially bothersome when it carries some of the more 'salient' info: ie: 'rapist stinks on self in browntown'

-huh!? what the F**K!

-shit! info mirage! i'm going to have to wait for it to come around again.

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009