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the political organization for people who have NEVER heard the terms:
"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
i'm ALWAYS looking for the TRUTH! , i joined fecaphiles for trump !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
by michael foolsley March 23, 2022
Get the FECAPHILES for TRUMP mug.the mind 'blanking' on some known information very briefly, such as spelling of a word, grammatical usage; etc!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!
upon looking back, one is left pondering, 'how/why did i do that!!??
-terribly self-embarrassing and a problem not age-specific!!
had some momentary dementia when i spelled your as you're!!, when 'your' was required
momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head
momentary dementia made me ignore the concrete fact/s in my head
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
Get the momentary dementia mug.lying about ones' penis size and enlargement of same for every lie told, until penis cannot be normally contained in pants, etc
jan: he was a real choadochio, he didn't have much more than a piggie's tail...
such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!
such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
Get the choadochio mug.like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
by michael foolsley July 6, 2023
Get the bulk never rests mug.phophetic words of observational wisdom from the genius responsible for writing the brilliant song of the streets, 'i'm a girl watcher'
what editor ANYWHERE would argue with the undeniable wisdom of: i'm a girl watcher, i'm a girl watcher, watchin' girls go by, my, my, my! -here comes one now!! mmm, mmm, mmm! -even a gay individual might be affected positively!
another of the song lines is: 'i wonder if you know that you're putting on a show!' -there is no argument for this observation!
of course, the above sentiment MAY make a case for 'slamming' me for being "politically incorrect"....-the song however, LIVES ON!!; speaking for itself!!
what editor ANYWHERE would argue with the undeniable wisdom of: i'm a girl watcher, i'm a girl watcher, watchin' girls go by, my, my, my! -here comes one now!! mmm, mmm, mmm! -even a gay individual might be affected positively!
another of the song lines is: 'i wonder if you know that you're putting on a show!' -there is no argument for this observation!
of course, the above sentiment MAY make a case for 'slamming' me for being "politically incorrect"....-the song however, LIVES ON!!; speaking for itself!!
watching the unbelievable sidewalk 'show', joe could only mutter, mmm, mmm, mmm!
at the gay bar, leo looked at what walked in the door, thinking; mmm, mmm, mmm!!
as his non-run of the mill cusine was served, he could only think, mmm, mmm, mmm!
at the gay bar, leo looked at what walked in the door, thinking; mmm, mmm, mmm!!
as his non-run of the mill cusine was served, he could only think, mmm, mmm, mmm!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
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Get the church junk mug.someone exhibiting questionable mental ability. displaying evidence of little thought or research in ones' thoughts or actions. operating more by 'feel' as opposed to carefully planned and/or 'thought out' actions.
behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
michael foolsley had shown cretinesque tendencies when he started the food fight at lord and lady fauntleroy's dinner party!!
doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!
alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!
alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
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