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when he blew his nose, i about drowned
he took forever to blow his nose, but in the meantime, i got off!!
he took forever to blow his nose, but in the meantime, i got off!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
Get the blow his nose mug.making the mistake of 'being too friendly' with ones' seat partner on an airplane flight, only to realize to your horror; the person is unable to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! IF the person is BORING (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones' own personal world!
i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i've fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get 'into' the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you CAN be, if you have the right book!
often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! IF the person is BORING (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones' own personal world!
i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i've fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get 'into' the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you CAN be, if you have the right book!
welcome to shit city! did you have a nice flight? fine, except for the in-flight motormouth!
an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to poop town!!
we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to poop town!!
we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
Get the in-flight motormouth mug.second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'
super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans
i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
by michael foolsley June 3, 2012
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-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?
BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?
BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!
his theories were plump with lump
my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump
YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
his theories were plump with lump
my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump
YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
by michael foolsley October 28, 2013
Get the plump with lump mug.re: bill paying! -a soft month would be a month when the payments are a bit 'light'...-no quarterly payments or 'forgotten', or unexpected charges, like doctor co-pay, insurance, taxes, speeding ticket, e.t.c.
i did my bills, but it was a soft month, without any extra 'sting'
-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
by michael foolsley July 27, 2010
Get the soft month mug.damn!, lunch time already, ah'm gone get me a shit sammich, ultra gulp and a bag of air!
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'
by michael foolsley May 17, 2011
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