michael foolsley's definitions

clinical pizza oven

cremation oven- i.e. "retort"

next time i saw him was in the clinical pizza oven!

i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2011

might as well get out and walk

something to mutter to oneself when held hostage behind 'snail' driver!!

a turtle could smoke that fuck!...might as well get out and walk!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

muggle up

time for smoking of marijuana in cigarette form; joint, blunt

hey john! lets' muggle up! -fuckin ay!

we better muggle up before we sex it up!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

michael and donald's

mcdonald's "family restaurant" a.k.a. the less verbose "mickey d's"

i like the way michael and donald's puts an "alternate lifestyle" spin on it!

are you hungry ? no, i just got a shit sammich at michael and donald's !

let's go get the new dung wrap at michael and donald's

got me a flesh sammich from michael and donald's !

by michael foolsley December 30, 2021

travelophobia

someone not big on travel, ie: i only like sleeping in my own bed!, i don't like foreign bathrooms, i hate hotels, i don't like to fly, i'm afraid to fly!, i don't like being away from home/my 'treasures', i get claustrophobia...on & on....!!

meanwhile, the world spins on around you!!!!

(see 'head jail')

don had the travelophobia, you couldn't pry him out of his house!!

judy wasn't big on travel, had the travelophobia

by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

alcoholic hostility

alcohol performing its' 'magic' on a normally 'nice person', changing their personality somewhat like jekyll/hyde.

alcoholic hostility convinced john he was being 'stunk on,' which always immediately switched him into 'fighting mode'
alcoholic hostility had him/her taking on the most aggressive and nonsensical imagined positions...

by michael foolsley December 31, 2014

church of beer

the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.

one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!

dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.

bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!

the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!

by michael foolsley August 7, 2012