michael foolsley's definitions

hard bage

non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)

i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft

time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?

got me lots of hard bage

by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

hammerification of the hot drops

ejaculate! -the jack hammering effect of the human 'butter churn'!

as he appreciated the 'aura' of one particular human, his mind eventually focused on the hammerification of the hot drops!!

the young human male was transfixed by the potential hammerification of the hot drops!!

by michael foolsley February 11, 2010

rump went pop

a singular highly percussive fart

i felt some big pressure, but my rump went pop only! (any 'ass' word would work but 'rump' is delightfully goofy!!)

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

sideballs

nice, moderate sized, spherical mammary glands situated far apart from each other off to the side.-somewhat odd looking!

her sideballs inspired a desire for me to 'be her braw', from behind

those sideballs looked nice from behind, but not so nice from the front!

she had some really nice sideballs!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2011

peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

garrote belch

tightening of the throat while belching, raising the belch pitch way higher, morphing the belch into more of a scream (or "rebel yell")

-always commands attention!!, folks can't figure out WHAT is happening!! -perfect for the college campus, or pub, bar!!

jim did a garrote belch, when he had that pretty blond all a-coo!!

i popped a garrote belch in the shopping mall, and a few heads spun around!!

by michael foolsley January 17, 2011

sparkly eyed

sparkly eyed -bright clear wide eyes that are light in color not brown! almost always women! -the snake-eye look that many people have from having close set, dark eyes doesn't apply here! (in the 'fresh faced' family)

juliana was seriously sparkly eyed! any sane person would want sex with her!

rosanna was so sparkly eyed and fresh faced, that she made me appear less of a piece of shit when hanging with her!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010