745 definitions by michael foolsley

the terrible state of choosing between paying bills etc, or getting tattoos...ie: no money to complete or add to tattoo/s, fucking broke!
got me a great idea for a tattoo, but i'm busted; i'm in tat limbo!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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the rotting corpse, death-like stench of diarrhea
god damn dude! what died in there? -oh that! thats' the devil's cologne, i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !

speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?

it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !

i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !

thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2021
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TRANSPORTATION! usually a car!!! (isn't it a box, drawn by 'horses'??)
lets' take my chariot! i just changed the oil

my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)
tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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sex with an obese person -substituting rolls of fat for an orifice
joe couldn't find the orify so he had to opt out and fuck the rolls!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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a male -burdened with the damning responsibility of getting 'crap' out of his cock!
he had to cream a stream, he was the boss of the hot sauce
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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