michael foolsley's definitions
tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!
at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch
tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch
tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the tending ones' patchmug. by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the hophead's prayermug. hippie+hillbilly
a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
all the construction site, guys that long ago gave folks a problem for having long hair; are now all hippybilly boys!
those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!
some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!
a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!
some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!
some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!
a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!
some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2013
Get the hippybillymug. a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley May 1, 2015
Get the domestic artistmug. cremation "retort" or 'oven'
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
Get the clinical pizza ovenmug. imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the poonsmug. by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the others have destinationsmug.