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the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!
two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
by michael foolsley July 23, 2022
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extended palm syndrome

a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.

judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
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grind the poison

the "act" of helping the male remove it's DNA containing fluid , driving it absolutely CRAZY!

the fluid with a resemblance to pus from an infection , and taking an EXTREME toll on the sanity of the male!

draining an infection always proves therapeutic and healthy! unfortunately, the physical equipment the female possesses in difficult to synthesize !!
she was enthusiastically trying to grind the poison out of him

she ground the poison out of him
that bird looks like an earthy 'agent' of poison grinding!
grind the poison was NOT PUBLISHED! , so i went off to try and GRIND THE POISON out of myself , by simulation of "coochie"
by michael foolsley April 17, 2024
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close encounter of the turd kind

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities
i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
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pie in the window

i was walking down the street in amsterdam, heard tap,tap,tap, turned and saw pie in the window
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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visually undress

mentally disrobing someone nearby, imaging unclothed 'prime parts' -"there HAS to be some sweet stuff hiding under all those clothes"!!
john and sean began to visually undress the statuesque female strutting by

nearly 'juicing' over the spectrum, ron continued visually undressing the passer by

a nude beach trip totally derailed his/her tendency to visually undress
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
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shepherd the punk

child rearing ! , parenthood

EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??

when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !

go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
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