Definitions by michael foolsley

went pale 

lack of color -never an indication of a healthy situation.

that program made my computer mad and it went pale, i'm going to have to reboot that bitch!

steve went pale because of hypothermia

ace caught 'the' cancer and went pale

went pale by michael foolsley March 11, 2010

perky butt 

buttocks that are primarily tight muscle, incorporating a snapping, crisp movement while walking. the snapping motion lends itself to fantasies of the sex act

she had a perky butt that was excruciating to watch!

a perky butt tends to command attention

how criminal to observe departure of a perky butt

perky butt by michael foolsley March 11, 2010

work my snot 

pick ones' nose -this is an activity that is apparently as horrifying as defecating, peeing, or baring 'prime parts' in public!!

on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch

i need to work my snot, but i definitely don't want to get caught!!

if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......

i watched her work her snot while driving!!

work my snot by michael foolsley March 6, 2010

air in my guts 

hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!

reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!

jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"

air in my guts by michael foolsley March 5, 2010

tock slant 

leaning to one side while sitting in a chair to 'help' a fart emerge!

i was brewing a good fart while sitting, so i did a tock slant as i enjoyed its' birth!

jane did a tock slant and 'cut' a tear-ass!, i sucked in all the fragrance i could; and laughed till i was crying!!

tock slant by michael foolsley March 5, 2010

oil of dung 

the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol

count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!

stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!

oil of dung by michael foolsley March 1, 2010

get moist 

female equivalent of getting a 'boner'

i saw his harley and got moist

i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!

the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!

rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!

get moist by michael foolsley March 1, 2010