the 'religion' that worships PETROLEUM and the internal combustion engine
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
john: got me a new stinkmobile ! ace: joined the petros, did you ??
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2023
the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.
this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)
one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)
one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!
i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!
i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!
i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2011
re: sex act; response from one finding themselves willingly enveloping a 'tube steak'. -breathy acknowledgment of a cavity being filled.
her penetrative gasp had him doubly excited!
lee's penetrative gasp delighted (name)
a penetrative gasp addresses the eternal glory of the sex act!
lee's penetrative gasp delighted (name)
a penetrative gasp addresses the eternal glory of the sex act!
by michael foolsley December 09, 2010
new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!
here comes judy with her brand new jesus!
steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!
steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
FOOD -the destiny of food, what food will become!, you know this because you are a psychic, a fortune teller. you've eaten, waited; then deffed! -you've done the math! you're good with equation/s!!
just got merged! -i'm heading out to foolsley's to get me some damn dungs!!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
(driving) -signaling WHEN turning!!! -giving absolutely no early notice of your desire to turn until too late!!!, leaving following driver hanging 'high and dry' (just like coitus interuptus!!) to fight for their right to move ('party') against oncoming/flowing traffic!! -not a pleasant predicament to find oneself in!!! -may these brain-dead 'souls' all 'catch' terminal cancer!!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009